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There's a reason he only says these things on Fox News.

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GIFs are for those too illiterate to put it to words.

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Man, you must be lonely if this is what you have to do to get human interaction. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And Daddy will never, ever love you. Not sure about Mummy, either.

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Someone explain with hand puppets so he can understand, jokes are supposed to be funny.Making up lies about someone is not.

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It was sarcasm!

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Funny how people like that gravitate to the Republican party. Why is that, actually?

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My hubby said let him do it. It may be a self-solving problem Darwin-style.

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That has crossed my mind. :)

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Sometimes they illustrate the point so well with a visual, though.

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Honestly, if he thinks the entire planet is this united to stop Donnie, maybe there's a good reason for it.

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I know when I stayed at the hospital recently, everyone there was really dedicated to keeping Donnie from holding his rallies. I mean, nurses, doctors, custodial staff, admin, all were working their butts off to discharge patients, disinfect everything, and acquire more PPE in anticipation of the arrival of COVID sufferers, all to lend further credence to this silly virus panic that was hurting Eric's daddy so. The nurses would cackle as they checked my stats and mutter "no rallies for YOU!", and the doctors were filled with glee as they updated my status, saying "Can't complain about dishwashers NOW, can you?" Conspiratorial bastards, all of them.

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Democrats orchestrated a global pandemic hoax that the whole world fell for, and even managed to kill 300,000 people worldwide and convince every single medical professional those deaths were the result of that hoax? Put those motherfuckers in charge of everything! In six months, we'd have world peace, a cure for cancer, and the entire world collectively saying, "Who?" if Donald Trump's name is mentioned.

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Maybe OHJB needs to file a slander suit against Junior. It's kind of hard to claim public figure protection when you're accusing the other person of a felony.

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