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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I'll stick with my trusty and cheap Timex.

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hillarysleftone's avatar

he does seem to have normal-sized fingers, though. yet the visage is definitely trumpian. fucking genetics, its a mystery.

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BelmontPublicLibrary's avatar

I'm dying at 'TERROR POWDERS'

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efoveks's avatar

Trump, all the Trumps really, are powerful evidence that God may have a drinking problem...

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Zyxomma's avatar

I have a vintage Omega Ladymatic (meaning it's self-winding) that I love.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

That's why every Kentucky Derby winner is a direct descendent of a previous Kentucky Derby winner and why the current record for the race is eleven seconds.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Or if you want to spend thousands on the mechanical works of a watch that manages to keep time almost as well as a cheap digital (or your phone).

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Dr. Rags's avatar

The big question - is Ivanka's office on the same floor as 4-5's? If so, you are probably right.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

And don't forget Bonnie Prince Charlie.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Why is it every time I see a picture of Eric T. I start hearing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me."?

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Charon_69's avatar

The killer for me is they have no fucking concept of how lucky they are.In their minds they've 'earned' everything they were born into. smh

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3FingerPete's avatar

Real alpha males compliment their five pound watches with gold nugget rings. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Okay. Slight distant resemblance to vampires. I guess. But looking at them, I am reminded much more of actors someone picked at central casting to play to play the sleazy and utterly crooked CEOs with dirty dealing to hide, about to hire a professional killer to "attend" to someone who has learned too much, before he can blow the whistle.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

The usual theological "out" there, is that God made everything perfect but Satan messed it up because he's just eee-vil. Only the main monotheistic religions have it that God created Satan, that God is all-powerful, and also that God knows everything, including the future, so shouldn't that logically mean that he created Satan knowing from the first what the mighty archangel would become, and that he'd rebel? And wouldn't that make God responsible?Oh. Right. That'd be logical, but this is theology.Maybe I'll stick with the "drinking problem" explanation; at least it's simpler.

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