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Arbiter of Cool's avatar

I've been trying for years to decide but today is the day: Eric is the stupid (stupider) one.

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Arbiter of Cool's avatar

"u can still buy it. it's not a Tylenol museum"

That woman has a lethal mind. Just razor-sharp. I love her.

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oscarphile's avatar

It's New Woke. Better than Classic Woke.

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Rock Strongo's avatar

The founder of the Proud Boys (Gavin McInnes) is married to a Half White/Half Native American woman and has used that as defense for his virulent racism, misogyny, anti-semitism, and classism. You're not new, you weak chinned spawn of a rotten orange!

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Huh!Local grocery store has it. Roaming free on an open shelf!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It's not gonna end anytime soon. Three months at least.

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x23's avatar

"pro-Israel" in right-wing circles mostly means they need Israel to exist so that Jesus can come back. when Jesus comes back all the Jews that don't immediately convert to Christianity will die.

"you will die if you don't convert" doesn't sound particularly "pro"-semitic to me. some might even say it sounds very ANTI-semitic even!

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Tony Prost's avatar

Haha! Ivanka rejected Jesus to marry a rich Jew!

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x23's avatar

remember when Trump told the terrorists trying to overthrow democracy that he "loved" them and he did it on January 6th. which is Erics birthday. i bet Eric didn't hear that from his dad that day.

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Caepan's avatar

Once seen, cannot be unseen.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I was thinking more of Ivanka not participating in the announcement that her father was again running for President, not being at Mar-a-Lago on the banks of de Nile when he returned from being arrested in NYC, and her (so-far) failed attempts to distance herself from the NY AG's civil suit against the Chump Crime Family (and her retaining new legal representation in that matter). You make a good point about Jewish folks speaking up for Jewish folks - I hadn't seen the situation in that light.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I was a journalism major, back in The Day, and the AP stylebook remains my North Star.

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Enbastet's avatar

People like them think that they will be protected.

In fact, they will only be in the last cattle car out...

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

What’s really painful is that Eric is too stupid to understand how much harm Charlie Ward would do to Eric’s sister and brother-in-law if he could. He’s like a four-year-old holding a live pistol in a room with his younger sister and pretending to be a cowboy.

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tegrat's avatar

FFS could he not find a more pressing first world problem than having to ask a clerk to hand him some Tylenol?

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Zyxomma's avatar

The entire trump Klan is fortunate to have autonomic nervous systems or they would be hard pressed to breathe. Which situation would bother me not at all.

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