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Teto85's avatar

"Eric Trump Says Dumbf*ck Thing"

Checking calendar.

Yep, it's a day that ends in "y."

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Maybe's avatar

You know the Trumps would just use it as a scam and a tax dodge.

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Maybe's avatar

I think every Dem in the House should be issued with a gavel. Or a rock. Or boxing gloves.

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oops

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homo sapiens genes

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TakingAmes's avatar

Duck season!

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

*applauds*

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Enter Ranting's avatar

No, seriously, we haven't heard from Mueller in forever. Is he laying low because of the Midterms? Is he going to let it rip as soon as the elections are tabulated? Is the Drumpf cabal experiencing a false sense of security?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"Gimme the tycoon look," they tell their barber.

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mailman27's avatar

Yeah, that's the thing. Nobody, not one single person, should be able to vote for Donald Trump in good conscience.

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guzzimike's avatar

John Stewart wrote "Daydream Believer."

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Maybe's avatar

Before? They're still doing it!

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Maybe's avatar

The level of hypocrisy is just amazing.

The fact that voters don't get it is abominable.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Thanks, it’s not my face though. It’s my mouth. If I never spoke I would be a fantastic human being. I don’t do awful things, I just say awful things. Every time I drink, I check my comment history on any forum I go to normally to make sure I haven’t been awful. People in internet land don’t get to see all the things I do for other people. I’d hate to make other people think my unfiltered words are who I am.

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Shananigan's avatar

I don't mind RBF being said out loud at all because I think it's funny in the context of how women are generally expected to present themselves or OTHERWISE be considered to be bitches.

And, yeah. You're pretty much an extrovert, probably, but I wouldn't necessarily equate that to being an asshole unless you're deliberately making introverts or anyone else uncomfortable with it. But if it makes you feel any better, there's such a thing as Resting Asshole Face.

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