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Squeegee's avatar

It is a Sandra Lee kwanzaa cake

FluffyGhostKitten's avatar

I know, you know, but would he? (And it's used all over East and Southeast Asia.)

FluffyGhostKitten's avatar

Essentially, it's fish dissolved in salt. You take some fish, put it a jar with A LOT of salt, and let it sit for a couple years.

ibwilliamsi's avatar

And we can assume that Trump had his traditional burnt steak, Freedom Fries and pie with two scoops of ice cream, right?

ibwilliamsi's avatar

Giant turd a la peanut in a pan?

H0mer0's avatar

mebbe mom was busted flat in Baton Rouge

blaid droog's avatar

I'd say ya beat me to it but my version was a double big mac with yellow Velveeta sauce and a side of tater tots. Throw in a nutty buddy and moon pie for dessert.

blaid droog's avatar

That looks like the birthday cake Kaylee made for Simon Tams birthday. Just your basic protein powder, ill shaped into a cake.

blaid droog's avatar

I thought that very thing. Except that I would also have expected the sonofabitch in chief to have already ordered its destruction as soon as the garden crossed his feeble mind. Maybe he's still unaware of its existence.

winfernal's avatar

All those chins suggest Erick is a diner most concerned with quantity, an all you can eat buffet type guy.

blaid droog's avatar

It's just possible the kitchen staff maintained it after the Obama family left and the asshole doesn't know or care about it.

rumsey's avatar

It's been reported that, before his well-done steak, Donnie likes his special "Trump Salad" -- a wedge of iceberg lettuce, covered in RUSSIAN dressing, with scattered bacon bits on top. I'll bet he passed up those poor "young" variegated lettuces.I'll also bet he inhaled a 5:30 order of a Big Mac and fries before this fancy French dinner, so he wouldn't keel over in hunger before toasting Macron with a glass of water.

BouncyFlyer's avatar

Bud Light? Ferriner-lovvin Elitist!

Real Murkins only drink Milwaukee's Beast and Old MIllwater.

Newzheimer's avatar

What is it with these goobers who are so proud of their self-proclaimed ignorance? Here we have a person, from Baton Rouge, who professes not to know what a damn jambalaya is? Hell, I'm from the Evil Empire of Noo York City and I know what jambalaya is!

And what it is, is delicious!

ibwilliamsi's avatar

Even reading that makes me gag. "Yellow Velveeta sauce" should not be a thing.