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Rearranging deck chairs on the 'Titanic.'

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You brought enough to share with the rest of the class, right?

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I'll eat snails, but the ex was waaaay fussier - he almost fainted when we were visiting a friend of his in France, and they brought out a big bowl of snails in white wine and garlic sauce and handed us each a big nail to eat them with.

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Woot!! We will share all the things that are bacon!!

(*tucks napkin into shirt collar*)

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They don't like that he's not under their control.

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You know what Clausewitz said about war. (If he actually existed and wasn't a ghost-double of Sun Tzu.)

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Ooooh nice! Sounds delicious! In the spirit of sharing, I do a grilled bacon-wrapped chicken on the barbeque - it's marinated in a garlicky-teriyaki-ish sauce for a few hours before the wrapping and the grilling. The offspring, though now vegan, declares it's one of the things he misses.

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Awesome!! And rest assured - bacon is one of the things keeping me from going vegetarian.

(*mutter mutter I begged that kid to wait until he was buying his own groceries to go vegan, but kids today... they never listen grumble grumble*).

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And the RNC is all about Rock n Roll.

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I think I may be in love

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Now there's something I don't hear every day.

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Obviously.

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you know a white riot won't be near as awesome as a quiet riot.

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They know he can't win a general election. They would tolerate any and all of his terrible qualities if they thought he could win.

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With republican lyrics:

Black people are the real problemsBut we don't mind throwing a brickTrumpers don't need no schoolTo teach us how to be thickAn' everybody's doingJust what they're told toAn' nobody's goingTo go to jail!

White riot - I wanna riotWhite riot - a riot of our ownWhite riot - I wanna riotWhite riot - a riot of our own

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