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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm holding out for either one of them saying something truly awful to Mike Tyson or George Foreman.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Poor Erick. When you've lost "some people" who "might say" things about you, what do you have left?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hookers and blow, and church on Sunday. To be fair, you have to give 'em credit for making the Texas oilmen feel right at home.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"He believes Republicans must not yield in pursuit of small government, strong national defense, and the primacy of the traditional family."

A "small" gubmint that can spend trillions on the military . . . and tries to enforce a 1950s lifestyle on its citizens? Memo to Erik: Orwell didn't intend to write a fucking <i>instruction manual.</i>

bobbert's avatar

< strike > blah blah < / strike > without the spaces inside the brackets

Vienna Woods's avatar

Lord. One of the MOST unpleasant students currently at our school has that first name. Almost as bad as Josh.

bobbert's avatar

Hey, points for proper use of the subjunctive.

Also, fuck you, Erick, you wuss.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>That’s why he is morally superior to his fellow conservative outragers like Rush Limbaugh,</em>

A parsnip is morally superior to Rush Limbaugh. So I'm not inclined to give Erick, Son of Erick much credit for being slightly better than a gutter snipe.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>“If you read my more recent stuff, as opposed to my older stuff, I’ve grown up."</em>

Kinda like being good, for Santa, starting about December 20th.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

You're right! Or at least, were right. I just did the Google thing, and it came back "No results found for "Because of CNN, I'm a better person"" At least until it finds this post, that is.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Never trust anyone who tries to eat poultry without getting his fingers greasy.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Exactly, except without the word "like".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> was a right-wing ideologue who matured*? That's right. No one else. ________________________________ * still waitin' on EE also too

chascates's avatar

Lars Larson is another web polluter. Is it the 'double' names that turn them to evil?