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I'm holding out for either one of them saying something truly awful to Mike Tyson or George Foreman.

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Poor Erick. When you've lost "some people" who "might say" things about you, what do you have left?

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Hookers and blow, and church on Sunday. To be fair, you have to give 'em credit for making the Texas oilmen feel right at home.

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"He believes Republicans must not yield in pursuit of small government, strong national defense, and the primacy of the traditional family."

A "small" gubmint that can spend trillions on the military . . . and tries to enforce a 1950s lifestyle on its citizens? Memo to Erik: Orwell didn't intend to write a fucking <i>instruction manual.</i>

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< strike > blah blah < / strike > without the spaces inside the brackets

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Lord. One of the MOST unpleasant students currently at our school has that first name. Almost as bad as Josh.

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Hey, points for proper use of the subjunctive.

Also, fuck you, Erick, you wuss.

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<em>That’s why he is morally superior to his fellow conservative outragers like Rush Limbaugh,</em>

A parsnip is morally superior to Rush Limbaugh. So I'm not inclined to give Erick, Son of Erick much credit for being slightly better than a gutter snipe.

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<em>“If you read my more recent stuff, as opposed to my older stuff, I’ve grown up."</em>

Kinda like being good, for Santa, starting about December 20th.

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You're right! Or at least, were right. I just did the Google thing, and it came back "No results found for "Because of CNN, I'm a better person"" At least until it finds this post, that is.

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Never trust anyone who tries to eat poultry without getting his fingers greasy.

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Exactly, except without the word "like".

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You know who <i>else</i> was a right-wing ideologue who matured*? That's right. No one else. ________________________________ * still waitin' on EE also too

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Lars Larson is another web polluter. Is it the 'double' names that turn them to evil?

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