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The Quirk's avatar

Or, Gawd forgive me, working there.

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fuflans's avatar

HA! i didn't know you were from GA. so is mr. fuflans.

if we ever have a chi wonkette meet up...

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Roy Kokinasok's avatar

According to libterds, rape is okay if a muslim does it. They don't know any better.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Personally, I wouldn’t have beaten the kid. I would have taken him in back and showed the kid how sausage is made then give him a nice cup of coffee before returning to his mother.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or was it "dinge?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently Erick, son of Erick, thinks "Red State" is the proper condition of a child's hiney.

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SullivanSt's avatar

A big part of the reason corporal punishment was ended in British schools was a study finding roughly half of male teachers who administered it became sexually aroused while doing so.

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schmannity's avatar

Obama wants everyone wearing Sansabelts.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

A bad kid with a COOKIE.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Fun fact: under Georgia law, apparently "she called me a name" is an officially recognized defense for assault. So, had the kid beat her, he coulda gotten away with it...

Previously, I never had plans to go anywhere near Georgia. Now, I have plans never to go anywhere near Georgia.

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schmannity's avatar

LaPierre: The only way to stop a bad kid with a belt is with a good adult with a belt.

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SullivanSt's avatar

So I've always found the argument that assault laws should not apply when a parent beats their own child to be incredibly weak. I've never before seen someone attempt to claim that they should not apply when someone beats someone else's child. Congratulations, Erick son of Erick, you've managed to find new depths to plumb in an era where there are so few left.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, he is a child, so, apparently yeah.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hitting someone dozens of times with an improvised weapon sounds more like battery than simple assault to me.

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