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eddi_TBH's avatar

New job; professional hog caller.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

So long, Erick. We hardly knew ye.

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Dolmance's avatar

Immersion in any kind of liquids from Erick Erickson gives it jets.

I can't stand looking at the miserable fuck because I imagine I might inadvertently inhale some of his atoms.

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Fred Wertham, Jr.'s avatar

As far as I know, Erick Erickson only fucks dead goats. So at least he's not abusing animals. Technically.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i think their lack of even the shallowest look into the things they say, has been well established. or a lot of misinformation when they do, from people with an agenda. i'd say both. i may read the same story, on three different sites to find the truth, then come here to point and laugh, rather than cry.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Somehow I can kind of hear her making a snorting pig noise. Weird.

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Mondoshawan's avatar

FWIW, I am pretty sure you meant melanin. Strangely, his melatonin levels seem to be high enough, what with him being able to sleep at night and all. Still cannot imagine how that can be. Scratch that, my bet is that he is a psychopath, so no conscience/guilt/remorse to worry about.

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Karen Marie's avatar

Me too!

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RogationDays's avatar

Ted Cruz is horrible

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bruce_webb's avatar

Glory, glory, Hole a Cruz ya!Trumpy calls you a loos-ah!

Sing it brothers!

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Lord of the Pies

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

You do not joke about hemorrhoids

Though it might be appropriate to ask if hemorrhoids are the anal version of "Altoids"

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

As long as he sticks to fucking goats, I guess the chickens are safe?

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

The disappearance of Erik the Erickson isn't to believed. He's like Hep C, he keeps returning in one form or the other to invade the body politic which in middle age you so assiduously try gently to remove or shrink that pesky, oh so embarrassing hemorrhoid, you know, the exterior one that gets in the way of the explosion of anal sex. Leave it to Erik to supply the ennui to an unwanted, unruly blood vessel.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Radio Gag Gag.

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