Boo! Why did the Republican Party have to come out this morning with a list of "policies" and "beliefs"? That's no fun. The only policy they need is "the economy sucks and your president doesn't look like you," but John Boehner decided to write up a big "Pledge for America" because he has never accomplished anything with words in his life.
All that "Pledge of Allegiance to George Bush's Policies" says is America needz moar Bush.
But listen up Repubicans. You can leave him. It's not your fault what he did to you. He can't hurt you anymore except if you let him.
"I like the butter, not the Brussels sprouts." This is the mantra of the Tea Party, people. I should be given exactly what I want and I should not have to do anything unpleasant to get it.
Dear Erick, Have you tried broiled brussels sprouts? They’re really quite good with a little olive oil, garlic, salt and good for you unless you shove them up your ass like I’m suggesting.
does he really look like that? like ricky gervais before being hit by a hollywood shrink ray?
and right on cue:
Citizens of the world's richest countries are getting fatter and fatter and the United States is leading the charge, an organization of leading economies said Thursday in its first ever obesity forecast.
Somebody's got Kix and Trix confused again. That always leads to a big letdown at my house too.
All that "Pledge of Allegiance to George Bush's Policies" says is America needz moar Bush.
But listen up Repubicans. You can leave him. It's not your fault what he did to you. He can't hurt you anymore except if you let him.
"I like the butter, not the Brussels sprouts." This is the mantra of the Tea Party, people. I should be given exactly what I want and I should not have to do anything unpleasant to get it.
Where do I place my order?
Would that mean she names her next kid, "Pond"?
Dear Erick, Have you tried broiled brussels sprouts? They’re really quite good with a little olive oil, garlic, salt and good for you unless you shove them up your ass like I’m suggesting.
Her nickname would be Skeeter.
does he really look like that? like ricky gervais before being hit by a hollywood shrink ray?
and right on cue:
Citizens of the world's richest countries are getting fatter and fatter and the United States is leading the charge, an organization of leading economies said Thursday in its first ever obesity forecast.
or how much the vegetables make them fart!
Don't forget Glenn Beck getting all upset that someone might take away his french fries, meaning that vegetables are evil unless deep fried.