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Maybe Putain and the Strumpet have a fake war planned out to justify martial law-- Putain's idea, natch.

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highest crony. FIFY

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let's see... labia majora, labia minora, vaginal opening, clitoris hood [engorged]. that's a revolutionary icon i can cheerfully support!

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and it always gets crossed by the army whose commander swore by all the gods in the pantheon that he would never order them to do that.

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"The memory of Prince fucking up everything in Iraq is still fresh in the minds of many inside the Pentagon."

The memory of him trying to set up a backchannel to Russia for Trump in 2016 should also be fresh in peoples' minds. But I guess the current administration would thank him for that, rather than brand him as the traitor he undoubtedly is.

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I`m a little surprised that he`s not trying to get in on the Space Farce grift.

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I don't know, why don't you ask them?

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He also wishes to convert all those Muslims to Christion Domenionists.

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Are you sure they wouldn't use the basement of a Ping Pong joint.

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He is a Christian Dominionist, much Betsy deVoss, and VP Pence.

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Thank you Mr. Gwinn.

I saw his earlier interview on FOX. He described how with only a few of his men he could replace the 14k(?) US troops in Afghanistan. He would only air support and logistical support. He offered that he could "Administrate" until the people were ready for elections.

I guess he hasn't read about the last Raj on India.This guy os nuts. I'd rather use US for Pakistan to annex Afghanistan.

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Yes, I can see a rather elegant solution as well.

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Why have mercenaries when everything that moves and breathes is better at killing than the most skilled soldier?

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There's always a Rubicon.

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There's a Roman emperor or two who learned that the hard way.

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They don't always stay there.

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