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eddi_TBH's avatar

I see your 9mm double action dilgun and raise you one Flesh Gordon Sex Ray Gun.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

As a Wonkette wag said the other day, he'll make America hate again.

dshwa's avatar

Short answer: NoLonger answer: We're getting fucked over again by our bought and paid for representatives. Again.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

America was having troubleWhat a sad, sad storyNeeded a new leaderto restore Its former gloryWhere, oh, where was he?Where could that man be?We looked aroundand then we foundThe man for you and me

And now it's Springtime for Trump and America!

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

How about 60,000 shoes - there are at least that many not being worn anymore, this year, thanks to guns.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

My anatomical equivalent pretty much closed up shop a long time ago...but yeah.

Bill Slider's avatar

The only good news about a $130 billion dollar mom and pop operation, is it makes it easier for a government to nationalize one operation, rather than two. Those Repubs, who hate big government, just keep improving the menu for just such a buffet.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

She knows she's playing to an audience of dumbfucks - I wonder if she seriously believes that all voters are as brainless as the GOP base.

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Their Thursday "Political Prisoner Nights" are popular with the local authorities.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Good thing that North Koreans have guns and ammos to protect their freedoms from the evil government. ... wait, what?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

She probably thinks anyone who isn't rich is stupid. I love how Cuomo said to her "you KNOW those videos are edited" and she would steadfastly deny that she knew. So, yeah, she's pandering to drooling idiots, and that makes her WORSE than them, because she should know better.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

No worries, I make Freudian tits all the time.

SterWonk's avatar

You mis-spelled http://static1.1.sqspcdn.co...

(At least, that was the case in the past.)