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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Tippecanoe and Tula-Tu. That’ll be a great slogan for when she runs for President. In the meantime, the details on this adorable elephant baby: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/tula-tu-is-boopin-you

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/a62b9957-d52a-47ef-8ed5-5137a1563883?utm_source=share

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Cue up Baby Elephant Walk.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Tula-Tu is a sweet, petite and precious pachyderm.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Hi, Babby Tula-Tu!!! Be all investigatory. Investigatory is good!

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Menotsure's avatar

We've seen cute baby elephants

A number of sweet times

But I'm afraid as these things go

I'm running out of rhymes.

Don't get me wrong, wee pachyderms

Are always nice to see

The problem lies not with Glammy

The problem lies with me.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I'm gonna put this pome in my trunk and keep it.

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weejee's avatar

Thank you for the nice wake-up Marrini.

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Let me pass on hard won knowledge - baby elephants are not furry. They essentially have wire wool coming out of their skin and it is not nice to stroke

(this PSA was brought to you by 5 year old me)

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I needed this little babby elephant. Thank you.

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satch's avatar

Elephants need to tell the Repunks to find another mascot.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Especially since all repugs do is forget when it comes to the orange ASSHOLE.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Should have put that Mancini tune in my bookmarks bar!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Who DOESN'T have Maninci on their bookmarks bar?? Animale, as *we* say...

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Richard S's avatar

When you look over his "Greatest Hits" (Peter Gunn, Pink Panther, Moon River, The NBC Mystery Movie.....) you figure that if you'd written just one of them, your career would have been made..... To have written ALL of them.....

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

The boop I needed this morning!

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Zyxomma's avatar

So say we all.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

So cute!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Elephant.

She'd better not vote Republican.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I propose a new, more appropriate mascot for those slimy bastards. But no animals, they don’t deserve the association.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

Roaches and, of course, maggots.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I'd be willing to risk slime mold libelz.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Slime molds are the best at mazes and designing transportation networks.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

True that.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Putin’s scrot.

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blueicebank's avatar

Vogon.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

slime mold

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dave in texas's avatar

It's right there - MAGAt and maggot. Maggots already have maybe the worst reputation, so no great reputational loss there.

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RocktonSam's avatar

Maggots do help speed up the composting process by eating food in landfills... very slowly

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

They're also used medically to clean wounds.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Centipede?

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

She wishes that the repubs would stop using elephants as their mascot.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

As was noted somewhere online:

The Chump administration went from, "We're going to lower egg prices on Day One," to, "If you want cheap eggs, you should raise chickens in your back yard," in five weeks.

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This Woman Votes's avatar

The great unraveling continues! Today’s featured contestants are education funding, abortion rights, national forests, and even the damn bald eagles.

Let’s start with education—or what’s left of it. The Trump regime wants to slash up to $2 trillion from education. That means tens of millions ripped from individual school districts. Why? Because an educated populace is harder to manipulate! Authoritarian regimes thrive on ignorance. Cutting public school funding while flooding right-wing indoctrination academies with money is the playbook. If you’re still surprised, you haven’t been paying attention.

And while we’re at it, let’s talk about the Supreme Court… also known as the MAGA Politburo. They ruled Trump has to do something he doesn’t want to do, but don’t hold your breath. The real takeaway? Sam Alito remains a deranged theocratic ghoul. Whatever decision is coming on abortion, it’s not going to be good. Exhibit A: The DOJ just greenlit Idaho’s right to let women die in ERs rather than provide life-saving abortions. America 2025! Where your uterus has fewer rights than a corporation.

Meanwhile, our forests are about to get chainsawed into oblivion. Apparently, America wasn’t committing enough ecocide. Nothing quite screams "steward of the Earth" like clear-cutting 280 million acres of national forests… probably so some oil executive can buy another yacht the size of a high school football field.

And, for the cherry on top? The bald eagle is now a raging little nationalist asshole! It’s attacking Canada because, at this point, even the birds have absorbed MAGA’s toxic exceptionalism. Perfect metaphor.

This is the part where I say “go vote,” but that’s not enough. It’s time to get LOUD, get ORGANIZED, and treat this like the full-blown crisis it is! Your decorum isn’t going to save you. Your "bipartisanship" isn’t going to save you. And looking the other way sure as hell isn’t going to save anyone.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Krasnov focuses on all the crazy shit like “transgender mice” because it entertains the rubes and distracts them from the facts that he hasn’t done shit for the price of eggs.

The one takeaway we got from the last election is that male swing voters in the 18-29 demo like jokes about Arnold Palmer’s wang. What they don’t like is the idea of a black woman president. 🙄

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GtheGiant's avatar

I'm from Oregon and Tula-Tu is at the Oregon Zoo and is basically the cutest thing in the world. They finally let people in to see her and I can't wait to go. I love her very much.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I love me some Liz Dye! Every ignorant MAGAt should be forced to watch that video, Clockwork Orange style.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(this fucking planet, maaaaaaaaaan :/)

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

HEY, loosers! Donate to Donna Rose and Lulu's school and also contribute to the site too, you deadbeat loosers!!1!!!

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

I'm with Crockett, slap me.

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Anzu's avatar

Library of Congress caught deleting stuff. Or the script kiddies now have access to the LOC and they're deleting stuff.

https://www.loc.gov/teachers/classroommaterials/connections/narratives-slavery/

I reported the broken link but I'm not holding my breath it'll get fixed.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

They're deleting narratives about slavery because they know that 246 years of slavery was wrong, and would rather pretend that white people weren't responsible for it instead of recognizing history and dealing with it to make life better for everyone.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."

- Londo Mollari, Babylon 5 - Ceremonies of Light and Dark (1996)

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John_atx's avatar

Here are the 10 Democratic representatives that joined the Republicans in censuring Al Green: Ami Bera and Jim Costa, California; Ed Case of Hawaii; Laura Gillen and Tom Suozzi, New York; Jim Himes of Connecticut; Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania; Marcy Kaptur of Ohio; Jared Moskowitz of Florida; and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington state. Maybe give them a call if you live in their district?

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GtheGiant's avatar

This is so frustrating. Why did Jeffries allow this? And why the hell would they do this? Especially Moskowitz. That man stays on TV shouting about how terrible the Republicans are and then he did this. So disappointing.

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John_atx's avatar

I’ll have to go look at the 2024 results for their districts and see how competitive the races were. Also, take a look at what their fundraising was like (if the FEC website is still up)

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GtheGiant's avatar

I know the Gluesenkamp Perez race was close; she's had to battle that Proud Boy, Joe Kent, pretty tightly for the last two elections.

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John_atx's avatar

Likewise with the Marcy Kaptur race in OH-09. She went from carrying the district by 13 percent in 2022 (56% of the vote) to carrying the district by less than 1 percent in 2024 (48% of the vote). Three candidates in the general election. The Libertarian candidate got 4%, the Republican got 47.6 % of the vote. It’s a pretty urban district, includes part of Toledo. The district went for Trump by 53-48 over Biden. Kaptur about as well as Sherrod Brown. It’s about 75% white.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Just going to post this here again; if you want to *really* give the damn milquetoast Democrats some incentive to *FUCKING*DO*SOMETHING*, donate as much as you can to Al Green’s campaign fund, because nothing speaks like money.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/al-green-website

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

I ordered some crazy bread and some pizzas.

It’s gonna be perfect to save for Wonkette Movie Night.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Fuckery:

"Trump Team Held Meeting With Zelenskyy's Rivals: Report

Four members of Trump's team have met with Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko and top members from the party of President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s predecessor Petro Poroshenko, Politico Europe reported, citing three Ukrainian parliamentarians and a GOP foreign policy expert.

The secret talks were reportedly focused on whether the country could hold presidential elections — an idea that has been pushed by Moscow and Trump himself."

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-allies-secret-talks-volodymyr-zelenskyy-opposition-ukraine-elections-yulia-tymoshenko-petro-poroshenko/?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

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