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42tontom's avatar

Worst season of Survivor ever!

DavidGC's avatar

the men look like gangsters, the women look like call girls, but the men will turn a trick or two too, if the price is right

Baconzgood's avatar

What's a little bribery between our cold war enemy?

Baconzgood's avatar

The Kennedys, the Bushs, the Roosevelts. Trump wanted to construct a political dynasty. But, like anything he tries to build it's shit.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Like everything he tries to build, it's financed by some overseas autocratic regime.

Baconzgood's avatar

Or lying on loan applications.

Daniel's avatar

"Though I suspect that perhaps has more to do with him trying to find his footing in this brave new world in which his whole empire is imploding"

I love that his Decadent period involved as much cross dressing as Elagabalus but absolutely none of the skill for set design.

42tontom's avatar

“You don’t know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

*points at Donald Trump Jr*

Craig Nixon's avatar

OT

Here's something to hate as much as this wedding.

Courtesy your pals at Zillow Gone Wild...a home totally covered, floor to ceiling, in Mr. Beast "murals". Christ, it's so ridic it's worth a look.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Pearl-Dr-Greenville-NC-27834/51417737_zpid/?

Tia Loca's avatar

“Drugs are bad, mkay”

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’ve done kind of a lot of acid, but…

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It looks like a house that a couple decorated specifically to placate their emotionally disturbed, cognitively challenged son, who had a fixation on Mr. Beast.

R. Riddle's avatar

So ... I guess I need to remove all those Clavicular murals before I sell the house??

42tontom's avatar

That’s Wallmaxxxxxing!!

Sk8erChoi's avatar

This is like a real estate representation of mental illness. Perfectly nondescript on the outside, absolute insanity plastered around inside.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I don't think this person is okay...

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Who goes to all that effort and does nothing with the laundry room!?!

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Or that one bathroom with the truly awful rust-colored tiles?

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck Mr. Beast and every other rotten fucking influencer, which are creatures that should not exist.

Chemical's avatar

Did you hear he "wrote" a book? And I use the scare quotes here because it is horrible, from what I've heard. I'm certainly not paying money to read that schlock.

Daniel's avatar

Mr Beast hardly does. He has no inner life whatsoever. The man is just a shell sans ghost.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

I feel like the photo could be improved by photoshopping in a ghostly faded out overlay of Kimberly Guilfoyle's official portrait looking down on the proceedings:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Guilfoyle

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Strong uncanny valley vibes.

GrumperDem's avatar

Melon defends her little boy. I mean her 80 year old dementia patient.

Melania on Trump's second term: "He's doing the best that he can"

swmnguy's avatar

Truest thing I've ever heard out of her.

EyeQueue's avatar

That Ilse Koch b**** can shut her damned mouth.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

I think Jon Stewart owes us all a damn apology.

Jon Stewart says media ‘squandered’ trust with Trump-Russia collusion narrative

https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/media/jon-stewart-says-media-squandered-trust-with-trump-russia-collusion-drama/

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The media squandered trust by bothsidesing everygoddamnthing and completely disparate coverage of democrats vs republicans.

Gracie's avatar

No Eric in the photo. He may not be the dumbest Trump after all.

swmnguy's avatar

He may have been stuck in a Porta-Potty and couldn't get out.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHA! That's what I thought, too.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Can you imagine being trapped on an island with THOSE people?

R. Riddle's avatar

This is a photo that begs the question, "Can there be too much cocaine at a party?" That answer is "Yes".

ciaobella's avatar

Bring me 20 drinks in a coconut STAT

EyeQueue's avatar

They wouldn't last long.

Prometheus59650's avatar

This could happen, too, since no Dems in NH know about the 2A.

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Democrats and libertarians alike condemned the Libertarian Party of New Hampshire after it said it supports the assassination of "basically every elected Democrat" in the state.

The party posted the message on X Tuesday. The post, which the account later edited, remained online Wednesday with more than 317,000 views. Rep. Maggie Goodlander (D-NH) responded Tuesday night by calling on the state attorney general and federal law enforcement to investigate.

"We openly support the assassination of basically every elected Democrat in New Hampshire. But if you don't have the balls to do that then you should probably vote GOP," the party wrote.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

An old friend of mine is one of those Dems. His wife is Haitian, I believe. Good luck…

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Dang, NH libertarians, that's an "inside voice" statement if ever there was one.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Yeah, well the New Hampshire libertarians should worry more about bears than Democrats

swmnguy's avatar

They're more worried about age-of-consent, spousal and child support, and basic public safety laws.

Menotsure's avatar

I can't help but wonder what would have happened to Don Jr. if he had walked down any street in the "Over The Hill" district south of Shirley Street in Nassau wearing that outfit.

wobbly's avatar

Somehow Joe Biden was out of bounds when he let his grand-daughter get married at his residence.