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kmblue187's avatar

All of the NewsMax/ Fox News bashing was because they hate a woman who yells and interrupts no matter what, they put aside their loyalty to Trump to complain Bondi wasn't ladylike, they're not even aware of it. Am I the only one who knows this? If Bondi was a man who behaved that way, they either would have cheered Mr. Bondi or said Mr. Bondi wasn't noisy ENOUGH!

doug elford's avatar

OMG. Kyle Rittenhouse for President ? Of course, he crossed State lines to murder two protesters. A real MAGAt hero.

KO in LA's avatar

Hilarious that these MAGA pundits are screaming about Bondi lying about the files and pretending she's not doing it for Trump's benefit at his direction.

kmblue187's avatar

They're screaming about HER screaming. Again, not ladylike enough for the bro/boys.

Pamela A Morgan's avatar

I think defenestrated means "pushed, shoved or hurled" out of a window. It is a more visually pleasing sense of kicking and screaming all the way down. I usually use the Leaning Tower of Pisa as the site of the execution. One side and you fall directly to the ground. Off the other side you go bouncity bounce down.

fuflans's avatar

defenstration of prague baby! the OG defenstration!

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

When Newsmax thinks you blew it, that’s not criticism. That’s a medical diagnosis.

Pam Bondi didn’t answer questions. She auditioned for cable news while Congress waited for a lawyer.

And pivoting from Epstein to “THE DOW” is not a defense. It’s a panic response.

She didn’t shit the bed. She live-streamed it and asked for applause.

Blessed be the whistle, not the screech.

Menotsure's avatar

"You hasbeen, bastard! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE WAS SHIT IN THE BED WHEN I GOT INTO IT! ...No, wait."

larry gassan's avatar

Did someone mention ass? Here’s a callback to a Wonkette Classic: “tongue-punched his fart-box” Or TPHFB if you’d rather. Pammy Jo: fill it to the brim with rim!

jltympanum's avatar

Pammy is obviously a useless ****, but let's not forget that DfT has stolen our government for his own use. The DOJ is SUPPOSED to be an independent investigative agency. Whether Pam sucks Donnie's anus correctly or not is the wrong question. She is not supposed to have anything to do with him in the first place.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Sure, sure, that was back in the old days. We can never go back now. Round em all up.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Seems like the Sell-by Date is nearly passed for a slew of these nad-lickers. What outrageous and horrendous "crap" will she pull out of his cavernous backside while she's spelunking (read: wiping him up)? I can only imagine the comments to Trump from Herr (Eddie Haskell) Miller. He reminds me of Tattoo with Ricardo Montalban ("but boss.... she too is 100% responsible for making you look like a fool") as if it's everyone else BUT the Hitler wanna-be Trump!

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Waiting for the SNL cold open here.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Stress-vomming again. Sleep, Fukui, sleep

LOU LOU's avatar

The beauty of Pam's performance is it shows that yelling at people asking for truthful answers doesn't always shut them down, and that the yeller is totally in control of her out of control behavior.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I hope this hurts that fucking bitch.

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3meo7jvimxk2e

Yikes — Epstein showing appreciation for @GovBillLee pal Betsy Devos making it harder to report sexual abuse on campuses

Pope Jen is Weak on Crème!'s avatar

Wonder how many times she went to the island

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

None, but her YACHTs were anchored off the island ...

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Story tiem: I really am an asshole edition

One of the people at work loved his ubuntu. Most of us used macs, but he loved his ubuntu.

So I downloaded the source code for it, including ls and ps and pretty much everything. Then I rewrote it.

ls is the standard way of asking "what's in here" for folders or what have you.

I changed it so that it had a one in thirty chance of adding "hoffporn.jpg" to the results.

Then I hacked his computer and put my version of ubuntu on it.

It was funny because I was on vacation in Berlin when he first saw it. "I got this hoffporn.jpg thing once and I never saw it again" "Gosh, that's strange"

Then I'd change his background picture to David Hasselhoff

In the end he just dumped that computer and got a mac.

Tessie's avatar

That sounds like an awful lot of work when you could just go in there over a period of weeks and change random words in their CV and other files.

Not that I've ever done that or anything.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

You really are Dr. Evil! But I appreciate your efforts.

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Back around Y2K I did a remote registry change to a friend to a screensaver that mimicked an NT4 Bluescreen. Fun!

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/bluescreen

Then we'd play Unreal Tournament for an hour or so (at work). Memories!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Macs? For me I think they're just the best machines I can use. I use linux. I use windows. For everyday? Mac.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Sounds like a lot of work. My approach was to hack my colleague’s logon profile to change his prompt from “Yes, Master” to “Wha’dya want asshole”, and then put it back after it executed. Took him months.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

One guy. we screenshotted his screen, set that as the background, and moved everything that worked offscreen.

He spent half an hour trying to work out what the fuck had happened.

Nancy Naive's avatar

That’s good. The old unix profile was a dangerous file. It was semi-private. Your friends and fellow users could change it.

On one guy’s Vax we changed his background and text to the same color in all windows. Lots of pink boxes.