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God was trying to tell you something about Marmite.

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No, he's not. But he should fucking retire, that's for sure.

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So, candidates are now required to perform "Feats of Strength" even though it's not Festivus?

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Works every time. Also, there are these little flat, round, pieces of rubber that you can drape over the lid of the jar to give you more grip.

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It seems to ferment distrust.

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Yeah, it's no big dill.

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Ahhhh.....Lodi in the wintertime.......

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That marmite is worth fighting for? Yes. Yes it is.

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I just said that to my beloved this afternoon. He should have stopped after Wings.

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La Mom owns one of those - she calls it her "rubber husband."

It creeps me out. Every. Damned. Time.

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What does it taste like?

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Thank you! Before you replied, I did not know the name of the object I was describing! Heh heh heeeeeh.

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It tastes of perfect bliss. It's the food of the gods. It's savoury, and maybe a bit salty? It's an umami taste. Really hard to describe. Bit like vegemite, but much nicer. If you ever get the chance, try it! The trick is to have a really small amount. You don't want to spread it on your toast like its Nutella.

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lol Oh, Dok, you goof...

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For all the poutrage about Clinton Foundation cross-pollination* with State Department, wait until someone gives a nanosecond or two of thought to Trump's financial dealings around the world. A man who has more-or-less promised to populate government with his rich friends. ("Vladimir, a friend of mine, a good guy, will be perfect for the CIA.")_________________________________* Some are philanthropists, some are activists, some are knowledgable and some, I assume, are good people.

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But that doesn't make it kosher!

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