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Maybe's avatar

The phrase "good Christian MAGA" is mostly an oxymoron these days. There is little that is good about these people and even less that is Christian.

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Ellen Berman's avatar

Trump is Tyrant

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Helikitty's avatar

With respect to the NAFTA *renegotiations*, I read that it was like robbing a gas station at gunpoint for a stick of big red

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

My dog, Rosy, wants to be clear, she doesn't have or need any condoms!!! She is an 8 year old virgin and plans to remain chaste!

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Mary P.'s avatar

She’s a fucking tool

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Fuh deeze here type lies the dollar-number it's gotta be BIG for them rubes -- big, big number for the rubes. But y'know small number too -- for the, the Top Money Types like me like us it's gonna seem small cuz it's so small who cares -- meaning to us ones," said Sir.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard ... today.

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Suzie's avatar

WOW!!

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mzf's avatar

I just recalled that as a kid in Brooklyn we would fill balloons with water and throw them out of windows. Those more sophisticated would use condoms that had languished in their wallets.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

That's downright sensitive!

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DJT Luvsputin's avatar

Every time I see Jesse Watters I want to smack him in his smart ass mouth. Anytime Jesse... you f'ing douchebag.

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Lounge Lizard's avatar

There was a commercial somewhere in Europe 20-30 years ago where a young woman went rushing into a drugstore to buy a condom. She filled it with water. She then put a goldfish whose sandwich bag home had broken into the water-filled condom. The tagline was "Condoms Save Lives"

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beb's avatar

Russia celebrated Trump's election by post nude pics of Melania Trump from when she was doing softcore porn. That right there says Russia is through with Trump. Fact-checking Habba is just part of that. And what about Trump non-answers when reporters ask if he has talked to Putin lately. That should have been a simple yes / no answer. Is he dialing Moscow and constantly being put on hold?

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

"... DOGE incels are either lying or they’re just ignorant ..." Or assholes. Or lying, ignorant assholes. I'm going with 'B' of the above.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

You have to understand, Musk's favorite pick up line is "If you don't have a $50-million dollar condom, I guess we are just going to have to bare back."

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Lisamanv's avatar

Just curious if Habba born of two Iraqi immigrants will have her birthright citizenship revoked.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It depends on how enthusiastically she sucked Chump's cock and if Chump believed her enthusiasm and praises of his penis.

SPOILER ALERT!

Chump believed her enthusiasm.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I dimly remember seeing a scene in a movie that involved an experienced arsonist filling condoms with gasoline and hanging them from the ceiling of a building he was about to burn down. That's the closest thing I ever heard to condoms being used for bombs.

I don't know if that would even work IRL. Wouldn't gasoline eat through the latex or whatever it is?

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CzechJournalists's avatar

i'm pretty sure that was Batteries Not Included, and i'm also pretty sure those were just regular balloons

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

OK, if you say so, but I still wouldn't want to put gasoline in them even if I was a pro firebug.

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