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Fool's avatar

I’d have gone REAL hard with “why DON’T you know about Marimar Martinez????” Like, are you so out of touch with your job that a shooting by your agents that involved massive press and legal coverage just didn’t rise to your attention? Were you too distracted by your busy commercial shooting schedule?

VwllssWndr's avatar

Noem believes anyone opposing Dear Leader is a domestic terrorist deserving of death because she's a fascist employed by fascists to enforce fascist policies.

Runfastandwin's avatar

Tillis is the only senator to threaten block all nominations. effing Democrats are less than worthless, they have the power to block nominations but won’t because comity and decorum. I swear to Pete.

JWinfield's avatar

I was struck by her demeanor compared to Pammy Jo.. Gnome sounded reasonable, called them ma'am and sir and didnt resort to extravagant melodramatics.. still a buffoon and clown but...

Caepan's avatar

Just like the sociopath she is.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

It is her absolute arrogance that is so detestable. The people in the top levels of the Trump administration are every bit the equal to the people surrounding Hitler , who ran the Nazi government. And these Trump Administration people are every bit as capable of doing the same things as the Nazis did.

Mavenmaven's avatar

We can all guess that Noem went home and spent the rest of the day thinking about how she would take violent revenge on everyone.

VwllssWndr's avatar

If she waited that long.

Andre's avatar

The correct terminology, and coincidentally the name of my screamo Air Supply cover band, for Noemi’s airborne bordello is high altitude thrust facilitator.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

My kid has a Screamo band, before that I had never heard of the genre. I like it fine...except the screaming.

SterWonk's avatar

> On Tuesday, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem spent four-and-a-half-hours testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee

You mis-spelled "testi-lying". (A word frequently used to describe what unscrupulous cops do on the witness stand, but it seems applicable here too.)

superdave's avatar

And after all that, nothing will happen to her.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

If she didn't stick to the script, the sound of one brain cell rattling around in an otherwise empty space would become too noticeable.

Martha Howell's avatar

I've said this before, but 1) Not knowing that your employees are injuring/killing/violationing civil rights is disqualifying, and 2) Knowing that your employees are injuring/killing/violating civil rights and lying about it--to Congress!--is disqualifying. The only semi-redeeming answer would be that you are truly sorry and have instituted a wholesale review of policy and personnel to prevent this travesty of American immigration enforcement from ever hurting another human being again. Or, you could flip your hair and roll your overly made-up eyes and just lie, lie, lie.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Look. I have no illusions about what happens after I die. I know I'm going to Hell. All I ask for is a good seat so I can watch every last Trump administration asshole being frog-marched in to join me.

Fuck Trump.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Did anyone ask Noem if her asshole boy toy (Ewww) was firing and hiring airplane pilots for the Department of Homeland Security?

Lexicon Devil's avatar

And yet, whuttabout

Crabman's avatar

I confess to having a burning hatred of this fucking harpy. I know it’s not good for my mental health but just seeing her nasty made-up face makes my blood boil.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Don't be so hard on yourself. Some good, focused blood-boiling can be a useful thing.

Fuck Trump.

SkeptiKC's avatar

You are in damned good company.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

We're not supposed to do this, I know we're not.

Before she was Ice Barbie, she was Governor. You can see the progression in facial implants and botox. I've seen pics of how she looked before. Honestly, if that's the look you're going for, do it.

Also her initials really are KLAN

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

The pic at the top is from Kristi's video titled "Blowing Trump"