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Matchstick's avatar

Looks like Trump has decided her career was a 14 month old puppy.

Kel Varnsen's avatar

I thought it was cute that Moskowitz got her a new blankie

Rick G.'s avatar

So either she is not actually looking at contracts over $100,000, in which case she can explain that to the surviving families in Texas to their faces, or else she's looking at them only for political connections, or else she's lying. There is no other explanation.

Ill-Advised's avatar

C'mon, Senator Blumenthal. Ask No Ma'am about the Mile-High Club. And whether this new party plane will feature Epic Epstein Class Parties.

I mean, c'mon. Parasitic hosts like Epstein are so easily replaced. I'm sure Ghislaine would love to help. As long as you don't shoot HER puppy.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

As I say to anyone who will listen and sometimes to people who won’t, Thom Tillis’s recent growth of a spine doesn’t redeem him even a little bit. It only proves he’s always known how wrong MAGA is, but he cared more about his own hide. Boring but dimply Roy Cooper gonna be a great senator.

"M"'s avatar

Louder for the people in the back

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

I said, “THOM TILLIS SUCKS, HE HAS ALWAYS SUCKED AND HE ALWAYS WILL SUCK.” 😊

"M"'s avatar

😁😄😄

🤗

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I shall upgrade my assessments of Senator John Kennedy's intelligence and cynicism. The Rhodes Scholar came out.

You want to get rid of Kristi Noem, you don't call for her resignation or termination or threaten impeachment, you publicly go on the record pointing out that Donald Trump is going to get blamed for her fuckups.

Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley? Thump, thump goes the bus.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. FUCK that angel families bullshit with thousands of rusted garden weasels. Cricket died for your sins, Krusti the Klown.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Has anyone ever asked the angel families how they feel about being used as political props?

A lot of people lose loved ones every day to violence, and if the perpetrator is a white American, Republicans are more likely to do everything possible to thwart solutions to the problem than demand Heaven and Earth be moved to see that this never happens again.

This is the only violence that occurs in this country that absolutely must be addressed and eradicated by any means necessary.

Now, look grief-stricken for the cameras.

beb's avatar

Most Cabinet members, knowing that they will be interviewed by Congress would have had their staff brief them on likely questions and prepare credible responses to those questions. Either there were no credible answers to those questions or Noem just felt like giving Congress the Finger.

I'm surprised she didn't just scream out "You can't handle the truth." It worked so well for Jack Nickelson.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think this is the MO for the women in the Trump cabinet.

Indignant Karens screaming, "How dare you question my decisions!"

<Throws wineglass across room>

ROBYN! I've got it! We're going to be rich.

Real Housewives of Trump's Cabinet.

JR's avatar

How DARE you ask if I'm porking Cory... Chairman, Chairman, I can't believe the whole world knows it, even Murdoch's WSJ!!!

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’m sure we could get word on the bed wetting from the pilot of her plane…that love nest has got to stink of piss and despair.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You paint such a vivid word picture.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What’s worse than a socipath being in charge of homeland security? A stupid, shallow, and very unserious sociopath in charge of homeland security.

Chris's avatar

So you can just lie to Congress now, and there's nothing anyone can do? Amazing it took 250 years for people to find this One Neat Trick.

Lois Henry's avatar

I am a North Carolina democrat and in spite of Tillis’ voting record and his policies and republicans in NC in general, I stood and cheered for every word he said to - no, not said to, yelled at, Noem. Go,Thom, go! Go out on a high note. Be at least one thing North Carolina doesn’t have to be embarrassed about on national news.

James's avatar

I've always considered Tillis a waste of oxygen, even when he was just a member of the NC House getting ALEC awards. My view of him didn't improve when he took his act on the road in 2014, leaving the NC ?House without a budget to go on the fundraising circuit in DC (and then having the undying gall to call Kay Hagan out for missing a vote in the Senate for a similar reason). Short version, you won't find me trying to rehabilitate Thom Tillis' reputation, but even a blind squirrel buries a broken truffle twice a day, so I guess I have to give him his 15 minutes. Because he got this one right. Which was not on my bingo card at all because that tine he tried to have a principle during Trump v. 1 it got lonely and ran away to live on a farm upstate.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Sen Hirono got her number. Good for her.

Shazza NJ's avatar

I am convinced she is a psychopath. I think it is part of the prerequisite for being in this administration.

James's avatar

She's a vapid sorostitute. I'm not sure she's smart enough for psychopathy.

Lois Henry's avatar

You might not be wrong here.