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Rickyphoo's avatar

Maryland drivers driving gently... LOL.

When returning from a trip, I always know went I am back in Maryland because all the car are suddenly in the left lane.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The offspring absolutely believes that there was Russian fuckery afoot, but he also believes that they're somehow telling the truth that Hillz is a big-time corrupty crimer, and he didn't vote in 2016 because neither candidate was his (Bernie) Platonic (Bernie) ideal (Bernie) of a candidate (Bernie).

We don't talk about politics. It leads to fights.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

See, this is what happens when you embolden fascists.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

If the state reps keep obstructing, the state can be redivided into its eighteen districts quite easily and in just a few minutes. Observe: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Been a while since you could buy a top-end Volvo for under six grand. Something like a 1975 265, maybe?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

As it should be.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I always drive gently in Pennsylvania. I understand that the state troopers WILL fine you for travelling 1 mph over the speed limit.

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Teto85's avatar

But Philly does have the same number of SB losses. And the Pats now are tied with Denver with 5 SB loses.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

I have a Uniontown-native friend (lives in Dallas now) who is totally obsessed with the Steelers having the most rings. She was as happy as any Eagles fans that they beat the Patriots. There's always next year!

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

I like the sound of that!

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eka's avatar

I only ended up two hours away, so it would be a possibility except for the fact I'm supposed to pop a baby out around that time this year :-)

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Robert Gibson's avatar

I'm gonna guess that the population of those districts isn't quite even...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

So, no effective change, then.

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Liz Dye's avatar

Now you’re just bragging! JK, would definitely choose Wawa over RoFo, which ALWAYS smells like rancid fry grease.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Well if you're not actively in labor, its a VERY family-friendly event!

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bettycat's avatar

Yeah I know, but he'll raise a boat load of money, has name familiarity and isn't totally crazy, though he'll be a reliable R vote in all of their fuckery.

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