Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don't Exist
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A long time ago, when amoral sperm whale Newt Gingrich was simultaneously banging another extramarital bimboandprosecuting Bill Clinton for an extramarital sexytime, Newt wasalsodeeply in love with Palestinian heartthrob Yasser Arafat. In this newly rediscovered Facebook iPhone photo from the 1990s, Newt is seen tenderly holding Arafat's hands and (we're pretty sure) trying in vain to slip a Tiffany silver whore ring on Arafat's pinky-- Gingrich never goes anywhere without a pocket full of layaway Tiffany silver whore rings, in case he meets anybody he wants to suck him off while he's married to someone else.
Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don't Exist
Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt…
Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don't Exist
A long time ago, when amoral sperm whale Newt Gingrich was simultaneously banging another extramarital bimboandprosecuting Bill Clinton for an extramarital sexytime, Newt wasalsodeeply in love with Palestinian heartthrob Yasser Arafat. In this newly rediscovered Facebook iPhone photo from the 1990s, Newt is seen tenderly holding Arafat's hands and (we're pretty sure) trying in vain to slip a Tiffany silver whore ring on Arafat's pinky-- Gingrich never goes anywhere without a pocket full of layaway Tiffany silver whore rings, in case he meets anybody he wants to suck him off while he's married to someone else.