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Don't you dare. They're getting hard to find.In keeping with their collective hard-ons for Big Oil, I suggest a 1974 Sedan de Ville with a bad exhaust leak, stuck lifters and Swiss-cheese doors. Symbolism is important!

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Maybe she can borrow her mother's mailing list.

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The prizes are getting better on 'The Price is Right'?

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Usually this is the point where they name-drop Lincoln. I wonder why they've stopped doing that?

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Yeah, like that.

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None of the cretins in the Republican party give a damn about health care. They had 6 years of majority rule from 2001-2007 and they did NOTHING but attempt to privatize Social Security & Medicare and pass the budget-busting valentine to the pharmaceutical companies, Medicare Part D. They talk in vague generalities and turgid platitudes that mean absolutely nothing. They all know it's too late to repeal the ACA. I'll bet there are parties all over Washington tonight celebrating the SCOTUS decision because now they can just bitch about Obamacare and don't have to come up with any actual alternatives to it in 2016.

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No problema. Repdumblican healthcare. 50% off on cremation this week.

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This guy would like to send it there.

(OT, but it's such a cool comic I just had to link)

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I have to. I think you mean two (2) virgin births. immaculate conception refers to mary, mother of god, who, by virtue of her future progeny, was conceived without original sin and who then managed to give birth of her son, jesus, with her virginity intact because, naturally, jesus could NOT have been born to a sinner.took a lot of doing. obviously.

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Flying from a certain orifice.

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I believe its speeled AmberLamps

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All candidate bullshit aside, is ACA one of those things that can simply be eliminated with a pen-stroke by the next Decider -- many, many years in the future, Please GOD-- or will it be so firmly entrenched in law that pulling it out by the roots is harder than it looks.

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Hell, I used to think Social Security was too firmly entrenched to ruin, but the GOP would lurve a shot at dismantling that. Nothing is safe with those greedy, heartless fucks in charge.

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