Oh BLAST YOU, Center for Disease Control! You issue these fancy figures about rising teen birth rates, knowingfull wellthat the only thing Americans find more interesting than celebrities getting buried alive in coffins of cow eyeballs is the thought of teenagers fucking each other. So everybody gets excited at all the hot teen sexx happening, right now, furtively, in walk-in closets and wood-paneled basements across the United States, and then it turns out that these exciting statistics are from 2006.
Every Teenager Everywhere Is Pregnant
Every Teenager Everywhere Is Pregnant
Every Teenager Everywhere Is Pregnant
Oh BLAST YOU, Center for Disease Control! You issue these fancy figures about rising teen birth rates, knowingfull wellthat the only thing Americans find more interesting than celebrities getting buried alive in coffins of cow eyeballs is the thought of teenagers fucking each other. So everybody gets excited at all the hot teen sexx happening, right now, furtively, in walk-in closets and wood-paneled basements across the United States, and then it turns out that these exciting statistics are from 2006.