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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

As far as I can tell, that's the only way they can make the donor class happy. Sith Lord Cheney is no shape to do it again. Newt could possibly, maybe, mitigate the utter disaster of Trump, as Cheney tried to do with Bush. But who knows if Trump will take it. Manafort is having enough trouble with the campaign.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

To be fair, you do not even have to watch it anymore. Just read a Trump speech. There ya go.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Fuckers. I think Texas has high water fees too, and electic, all private of course, free hand and all that.If there is a place in hell, there better be a special place for those who try to make money off giving people water.

YourNameHere's avatar

Dear Mr. Ryan,

Please keep your "healing" cock away from me.

No Love, Me

YourNameHere's avatar

You should also read 'The Marching Morons' which is what inspired Judge to make the movie, while baring in mind that they are very different pieces.

YourNameHere's avatar

I've always wanted to be a character in the movie se7en. Nope.

WeaselPoo's avatar

The important thing to remember is that Paul Ryan had absolutely nothing to do with the things he's chastising everyone else for. It's vital you remember that, Essential. Didn't do that sort of thing. No siree!.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Yes, the GOP loses the "personality contest" in the same way your racist uncle loses the "etiquette contest" on Thanksgiving.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

But what of the leg humping? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?Sorry, you mentioned barking, chasing, and pandemonium. I figured that plea had to fit in somewhere.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Every single thing on your list restricts Freedom. I don't know how, but they all do.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

I believe it was, Harvey Dent.

mailman27's avatar

Newt, huh? What a great choice .He is SO SMART!

JMP's avatar

Yeah, we need solutions - but how can someone who's answer to everything is to just force the poor to either die of illness or starve to death going to be able to possibly provide them?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Harvey's a piker. Der Drumpf has at least five faces.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Funny, I thought that it was a majority of average American voters who wanted a Muslim infiltrator running the country. I stand corrected.

TheWitch's avatar

It *should* be a glaringly obvious example of their incompetence. :)