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Roger Kimber, MD's avatar

Everybody hates belch farting Jeff Tiedrich, who has nothing but ad hominem attacks, so deserves to get as good as he tries give, but his stream is as weak as an 80 year old man with severe prostate problems.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Oh holy fucking shit! Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention - Sofa No. 1 just came up on shuffle.

Like right in the middle of reading about a pile of human butthair nobody likes right after reading that the only action he gets is from a couch.

So meta.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Now THAT'S funny. More likely the internet algorithm picked up that you were reading Dok's piece on JuD, not actually........ummmmmmm.......'pleasuring' himself with his Memaw's velvetine 'Love' Seat, and mind melded with your shuffle and worked it's magic......or it's just a coincidence.....Me being the contrarian asslick I am, I'm leaning more to the 'truth is stranger than fiction' chaos theory......

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Juvenile Delinquent Pance is one more bad decision from a man who has never made a good one.

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FredRock's avatar

I love the quote: "JD Vance may be Trump’s worst business decision ever, and that’s saying a lot, considering how Trump is a really bad businessman." Kind of sums it up. Like Jim Wright says, Elect a business man, you get the business.

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Internet Personae's avatar

I wrote for half an hour and lost my post - so here is Scared Ketchup while we are waiting -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_4kQP5BRs&lc=UgzSQmX2bAZrCWQhQId4AaABAg

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Darth Trad's avatar

This would appear to be the lesson from the UK. That until the party gets delivered a massive loss that is directly due to the policies and the activities of the group that took over and became more and more unhinged nothing will change. At the point that you let lunatics take over as you no longer have the nation's best interests as your goal, you will be shifted to more and more extreme leaders and policies. After a period of just consistently losing, it starts to swing back to sanity. Only in this case, there will be a very large contingent of voters who will remain on Insanity Beach for good.

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mvario's avatar

Leaked memo shows JD Vance blocked ambassadors who supported LGBTQ+ policies: report

https://www.advocate.com/election/leaked-memo-jd-vance-blocked-ambassadors-who-supported-lgbtq-policies

> As a senator, Trump’s VP nominee took a particular interest in Pride flags and gender-neutral bathrooms.

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Otrame's avatar

It's simple enough. Theil told Trump, "Make my guy your VP and I'll put tons of money into the campaign. "

And why would he do that? So the next president, after Trump bites it, would be a wholly owned subsidiary of Peter Theil.

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Darth Trad's avatar

'Give me a billion dollars and you can do whatever you want to do'

It is not even like he's trying to hide it.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

And another thing! As a speaker, Vance is astoundingly dull. All of Trump's fascism, none of his showmanship. (Hilarious conspiracy theory I've heard that's intended to explain this: Vance is boring on purpose because he doesn't want to outshine Cheetolini. Now it all makes... sense?)

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Must be a great day for PAB, first FElon welshes on his donation in a most public way and then JD turns out to be almost as unpopular as he is.

Keep 'em coming!

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Darth Trad's avatar

Sucks for Seff Affreekens to get to be ahead of the Latinos in the deportation stakes.

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gullywompr's avatar

Popularity is not why Trump picked him.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

This has probably already been said but "Hey media, you were LOVING this pick last weeK. What happened?"

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William Donnell's avatar

"Neener, I say. Neener. "

- Dok Zoom

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Deb is not indicted's avatar

1. I love to see this;

2. you would think that TFG would know by now that his sons are morons;

3. TFG is a moron filled with hubris.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Oh this must be hysterical... if this was all daddy letting the boys play "Candidate" and then this literal "floater" sinks the campaign....!!!! Ahahahahhahahahahahha

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

what must really grind don’s gopher is how kind history will be to Biden … broken by an act of selflessness, & no rematch … done & done …

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

If there are "Angels" they gather around OHJB with protection and love....

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Snowolf100's avatar

I guess all the money that should have been spent on polling and advisors that would have said he was a bad pick was spent on lawyer fees instead.

Oh well. Such a shame.

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

you misspelled prick!

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Should I become ChildlessCatLadyComing Home?

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Do it!!! lol!

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