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Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

They're all just saying this because they are desperate. The PBS had a big thing on ZOMG Republicans are finally stopping with the MAGA shit and I was all GNASH TEETH NO you complicit assholes, they are lying in a last ditch effort to plug the goddamned flood! DO NOT CONGRATULATE

I do hope though that their turn on Dear Leader makes MAGA mad as hell and they don't show up to vote for the fuckers. That would be funny

Michele Herrington's avatar

Dear Evan, I look for your name as soon as I open Wonkette's email. Your snark, meanness and flowery language always makes me feel better. Thank you!

Sleepmonger's avatar

Congress voting to end the war works out for everyone. Congresscritters can pretend they found their spine and Dumbo gets a way out and can spend the rest of his life whining about how he was undercut by Biden and betrayed by everyone or he would've shown Iran what-for.

"M"'s avatar

Blah blah blah

The Senate can do all the commercials they want to act like they're ending the war but nothing moves unless the House votes

So MAGA Mike would have to be dragged back in and forced to bring the House back

Who's doing that

?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I do understand the reasoning behind appending his name to Ford's Theatre. Ford did one pardon, and he gets a theatre named after him. Trump has done hundreds, if not thousands, of pardons.

BlueSpot's avatar

The lame duck's chickens are coming home to roost.

Schmannity's avatar

Speaking of traitors,

Trump invites Putin to G20 in Miami, Rubio says

President Donald Trump has invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to the December G20 summit in Miami, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said, the White House’s latest effort to reintegrate Moscow into the world’s diplomatic frameworks as its war against Ukraine drags on.

“We think it’s an opportunity for him to engage not just with the president, but with other world leaders, Rubio told reporters Wednesday after a meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. “We hope that’s an invitation he’ll accept.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/23/trump-putin-g20-miami-01089850

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Like I said - Grampa Assmouth’s shitty ballroom ain’t gonna be finished before he gets voted out, or impeached, or Dawg-willing tossed by his lord Satan onto the funhouse slide to the hell he so richly deserves. Unless it’s so shoddily built his fat ass will fall through right into his super-military bunker, the first time he steps into it.

irish379's avatar

JFC, can you imagine being that broken a person to want to attach your name to the site of a presidential assassination. Why not Dealey Plaza while he's at it?

Flashman's avatar

If he gets assassinated there, I'll allow it.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

American voters are so fickle, amirite?

"M"'s avatar

The problem is that the original Confederates were never punished

Bitter Scribe's avatar

To the contrary, they're all too predictable and unchanging in some things. Like racism.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

They've already hit the iceberg. Now they're in the stage of pushing each other out of the lifeboats.

Stulexington's avatar

"We need to end the war we have the power to end. Please vote for the party that started this war."

"M"'s avatar

"Give us a CHAAAAAANCE"

D-Dub's avatar

So they've gone full hotdog guy meme with their ads

"We're all trying to find the party that did this"

wavicles's avatar

Isn't Iran's position now that Hormuz stays in lockdown until both Stinky and Bibi, the fascist duo, are out and gone?

Sherry's avatar

Let’s not forget that only like 1 republican voted against this war. Now they wanna save their asses? People have seen this turnabout and don’t trust them anymore.

Mary Hall's avatar

The Art of War by Don Tzu T💩p:

1. You can't lose if you don't have a goal.

2. In order to confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself.

3. If you don't know what you're doing, neither does your enemy.

Flashman's avatar

5. War is the failure of diplomacy, but it doesn't have to be the end of insider trading.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

4. No matter what actually happens, declare victory, or at least constantly proclaim that you're winning.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Some day it might come true! And in the meantime lots of people will believe you.

eo's avatar

Or, slightly restated: "When losing a war overseas, declare victory and go home."

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

"Senate Majority Leader John Thune says, 'I would hope that the team could hang together on this...'"

That's so many kinds of subjunctive mood – mandative, optative, and especially hypothetical. It's not one bit imperative, though.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

They can hang together, or separately, either option works for me.