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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"GOTS-NO-STICK GABBARD!"

I'll just check in with Two-Sheds Jackson on this appellation.

deadmanwalkingwmd's avatar

Jesus loves Tulsi but everyone else thinks she's an asshole.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Even Jesus doesn't feel it, but, you know...it's his JOB.

BlueSpot's avatar

Living in Tulsi times.

Fred C. Dobbs's avatar

> OLD GOTS-NO-STICK GABBARD!

Empty scabbard Gabbard.

mitch's avatar

Great article wonkette And Evan / Very true and honest . peace to all at wonkette

Padraic Smithies's avatar

It's getting crowded in GOP purgatory with all the craven asswipes biding their time until Trump finally exits the main stage... Nikki Haley come on down for some hot times at the OK Corral with some real live ones like Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, George Conway, John Bolton, and God knows who else, all locked in an endless holding pattern like the convicts walking the wheel in "Midnight Express," unless and until the Dumper decides he has use for one of them and dangles some job or other and they go groveling back to lick the dung off his shoes.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"She listed some anti-Trump things Gabbard has done, including saying Trump had 'turned the US into Saudi Arabia’s prostitute.'"

In fairness, that was mainly Jared. Probably why he couldn't get a security clearance. You know, back before such things became optional.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Did you think Tulsi Gabbard was just going to slip by into the role of Director of National Intelligence while everybody was busy focusing on reportedly predatory creeps Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.? "

If Trump would just nominated Lauren Boebert to Treasury, his cabinet meetings could be both a figurative and literal cluster fuck of sweaty old white people.

And, doesn't one get the feeling that was the proven rapist and hater of our troops senile Old Man Trump's plan all along?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Leona Musk our next first lady, must be disappointed that his personal Judge Dredd isn't going to be AG.

Zyxomma's avatar

Being a Putin puta, she should--no, I can't say without inviting the banhammer.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

I can't understand how this woman ever got a security clearance. Normally, commissioned officers get a "Secret" clearance upon commissioning, assuming they passed the background checks. TS is a whole 'nother thing, usually if you're in the artillery you'd need one (due to nukes) or you unit is tasked with having warm bodies on some nuke related duty roster (which is how I got mine), although I never looked at a TS document. No need to know, you see.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

It doesn't really matter who ends up in the DNI position. Their main job will be to give the daily picture card presentation to Orangeman and tell him how smart he is.

Michael Bowen's avatar

And Modi. (Remember, she supports Modi's Hindu nationalist policies.) And Bibi.

Ward From Cali's avatar

TFW the person saying you're too thirsty is Nikki Fucking Haley.

However, I wouldn't be totally surprised if Trump goes to the mat for her. He's gotta know that Putin will do SOMETHING horrific, and Gabbard is a perfect patsy. I'm sure Trump will want to have someone on hand to throw under the bus.

Daydream Believer's avatar

At least Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from the AG nomination.