Hey Wonkzuelans, you probably know that Obama declared June LGBT Pride month and that now we are all perverted bigots because we love gay sex and hate everyone who does not love gay sex. But what you probably don't know yet is that the gays have already begun wrecking/perverting/bigoting that formerly impenetrable fortress of gay-hating, Utah. Yes, it's true. Over the weekend, the gays stone-cold murdered Utah with their cavalcade of gay.
Meanwhile, the Baptists are planning to disassociate themselves from the Boy Scouts because some of the boys may now be gay. &quot;It&#039;s not a hate thing,&quot; they said. But it is. Whatever was valuable about Scouting will still be there, but the Baptist boys won&#039;t be part of it. Now they&#039;ll grow up to be slovenly hippies or (worse!) Demoncrats. But at least they won&#039;t be exposed (ha ha) to teh ghey. <a href="http://religion.blogs.cnn.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/31/southern...">http://religion.blogs.cnn.c...
I still don&#039;t trust them. They&#039;re up to something. Next time they knock on my door I&#039;ll get to the bottom of it.
they&#039;ll probably keep running Willard until the batteries finally give out...
Uh, I don&#039;t think the Mormons in New Mexico got the memo.
NOT as creepy as the Osmonds.
Meanwhile, the Baptists are planning to disassociate themselves from the Boy Scouts because some of the boys may now be gay. &quot;It&#039;s not a hate thing,&quot; they said. But it is. Whatever was valuable about Scouting will still be there, but the Baptist boys won&#039;t be part of it. Now they&#039;ll grow up to be slovenly hippies or (worse!) Demoncrats. But at least they won&#039;t be exposed (ha ha) to teh ghey. <a href="http://religion.blogs.cnn.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/31/southern...">http://religion.blogs.cnn.c...
only if it&#039;s a clerical collar
I&#039;m pretty sure that Xenu is the head of the Wonkzuelans...
&quot;degenerate poonhound&quot;
you say that like it&#039;s a bad thing....