Media Matters just posted an eerily prescient quote from 13 years ago from a Fox News analyst, who predicted just how easily Iran could disrupt the global economy through choking the Strait of Hormuz. That was back when the Black guy was in charge and only the guy yet to come down the escalator could REALLY fuck it up:
Leland Vittert: “Iran's navy proudly showed off anti-ship missiles and mines, the same weapons that would be used to disrupt shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz. A 25-mile wide sea channel that cuts between Iran and United Arab Emirates through which a fifth of the world's oil flows. ”No oil will be transported through the strait," threatened Iran's deputy head of the Commission for Foreign Affairs. “No matter by the tankers or the merchant ships,” he continued. Since the 1980s, Iran has used the strait as a strategic TRUMP CARD against U.S. or western military attack." [Fox News, Special Report with Bret Baier, 1/1/13]
Senator: The algae farm that used to be the reflecting pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration and the Republican members of congress. FAIL! FRAUD, WASTE, and ABUSE! Are you tired of winning yet? 14 million dollars literally down the drain, and nary a peep from any of you. I cannot wait for the November elections. At this point I do not think anyone in the Republican can run a lemonade stand.
But the knuckle-dragging MAGAts still see the deal as a trump “victory.”
Until those voters are neutron-bombed out of existence (my eternal wish) Americans will still be laughing stocks to the rest of the galaxy. And this won’t change for DECADES thanks to Diaper Don.
Hi. I'm President Donald J. Trump, and now, for a limited time, I'm offering you a chance to own a piece of genuine American Flag Blue paint that once covered the DC Reflecting Pool. Yes, for only $250.00 (plus shipping and handling) you can celebrate America's Birthday with a two square inch swatch of this attractive paint that I personally selected for this grand event.
(Due to lead content, not suitable for households with children or pets. Do not unseal from packaging as fumes may cause sexual disfunction. Color may fade if exposed to sunlight ...or any light for that matter.)
No one will remember any of this in two months time. All it will be is "I lowered gas prices below $3 a gallon!!! Ain't I great!!! Vote for us!!!" and his cult will lap it up like the stank piss that it is, and that will be ALL you will hear on the news. NOTHING about what he's cost this country to date.
I saw a blurb which claimed that part of the MOU violates a law Fatberg signed during Defilement I. If true, I can't think of anything more appropriate than him having no clue what he autopens.
I’m probably late to the game, but I just saw this commercial, and I think it’s hilarious. Seriously, it seems like a parody. And it was just released a few days ago *chef’s kiss *
Media Matters just posted an eerily prescient quote from 13 years ago from a Fox News analyst, who predicted just how easily Iran could disrupt the global economy through choking the Strait of Hormuz. That was back when the Black guy was in charge and only the guy yet to come down the escalator could REALLY fuck it up:
Leland Vittert: “Iran's navy proudly showed off anti-ship missiles and mines, the same weapons that would be used to disrupt shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz. A 25-mile wide sea channel that cuts between Iran and United Arab Emirates through which a fifth of the world's oil flows. ”No oil will be transported through the strait," threatened Iran's deputy head of the Commission for Foreign Affairs. “No matter by the tankers or the merchant ships,” he continued. Since the 1980s, Iran has used the strait as a strategic TRUMP CARD against U.S. or western military attack." [Fox News, Special Report with Bret Baier, 1/1/13]
(bigly emphasis added)
I've never quite understood that piss thing, I'd piss on them under any circumstances.
Note to Senator Tillis just now:
Senator: The algae farm that used to be the reflecting pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration and the Republican members of congress. FAIL! FRAUD, WASTE, and ABUSE! Are you tired of winning yet? 14 million dollars literally down the drain, and nary a peep from any of you. I cannot wait for the November elections. At this point I do not think anyone in the Republican can run a lemonade stand.
It is no secret that the entire administration is so stupid it hurts worse than a sharp stick in the eye - perhaps even worse than that.
But the knuckle-dragging MAGAts still see the deal as a trump “victory.”
Until those voters are neutron-bombed out of existence (my eternal wish) Americans will still be laughing stocks to the rest of the galaxy. And this won’t change for DECADES thanks to Diaper Don.
Hi. I'm President Donald J. Trump, and now, for a limited time, I'm offering you a chance to own a piece of genuine American Flag Blue paint that once covered the DC Reflecting Pool. Yes, for only $250.00 (plus shipping and handling) you can celebrate America's Birthday with a two square inch swatch of this attractive paint that I personally selected for this grand event.
(Due to lead content, not suitable for households with children or pets. Do not unseal from packaging as fumes may cause sexual disfunction. Color may fade if exposed to sunlight ...or any light for that matter.)
Israel has nukes. Is it fair to not let Iran have them?
No one will remember any of this in two months time. All it will be is "I lowered gas prices below $3 a gallon!!! Ain't I great!!! Vote for us!!!" and his cult will lap it up like the stank piss that it is, and that will be ALL you will hear on the news. NOTHING about what he's cost this country to date.
We need to keep the price of oil, and the cause of it, in the public eye. Let's be cantankerous about this.
Cantankerous, thy shall be!
We're trying to figure out what deal did he make that made oil prices suddenly freeze and begin to drop a few weeks ago. Who did he pay off? MBS?
Love the dead look in Rubio’s eyes in the pic. Love it for him!
I saw a blurb which claimed that part of the MOU violates a law Fatberg signed during Defilement I. If true, I can't think of anything more appropriate than him having no clue what he autopens.
I’m probably late to the game, but I just saw this commercial, and I think it’s hilarious. Seriously, it seems like a parody. And it was just released a few days ago *chef’s kiss *
https://youtu.be/yryegKshdwI?is=AVWSurCW1UFb2w6p
Edit: US Army commercial
I can't listen to that asshole's voice. He needs to be smacked.
MOU:
Monkey-brained
Oblivious
Undeal
Moar
Octegenarians
Un-doing the UD
“We will accept NO DEALS with Iran but UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER”
-Surrender Monkey Don
"If you lay Trump Tower on its side in the Reflecting Pool it's still taller!" -- Donald J. Trump, President of The United States
If you lay Fatberg tower on it's side, it is easier to haul away and you will have improved 5th Avenue.
The worst foreign policy blunder in ... mere decades?
Gee, I don't know, Senator Cassidy. Maybe in longer than that.
Republicans. No Memory of Their Constant Fuckups.
I went to the G7, got my ass handed to me by the Ayatollah, wandered around like a decrepit moron, and all I got was this stupid jersey…
"... and all I got was this hundred million dollars from grifting MAGAt morans..."
"And I don't know what it says. I don't speak Spanish."
"But I love teh Hispanics!"