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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Love the dead look in Rubio’s eyes in the pic. Love it for him!

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I saw a blurb which claimed that part of the MOU violates a law Fatberg signed during Defilement I. If true, I can't think of anything more appropriate than him having no clue what he autopens.

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I’m probably late to the game, but I just saw this commercial, and I think it’s hilarious. Seriously, it seems like a parody. And it was just released a few days ago *chef’s kiss *

https://youtu.be/yryegKshdwI?is=AVWSurCW1UFb2w6p

Edit: US Army commercial

Thixotropickle's avatar

MOU:

Monkey-brained

Oblivious

Undeal

Craig Nixon's avatar

Moar

Octegenarians

Un-doing the UD

Thixotropickle's avatar

“We will accept NO DEALS with Iran but UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER”

-Surrender Monkey Don

Hank Napkin's avatar

"If you lay Trump Tower on its side in the Reflecting Pool it's still taller!" -- Donald J. Trump, President of The United States

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If you lay Fatberg tower on it's side, it is easier to haul away and you will have improved 5th Avenue.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

The worst foreign policy blunder in ... mere decades?

Gee, I don't know, Senator Cassidy. Maybe in longer than that.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Republicans. No Memory of Their Constant Fuckups.

marcus816's avatar

I went to the G7, got my ass handed to me by the Ayatollah, wandered around like a decrepit moron, and all I got was this stupid jersey…

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"... and all I got was this hundred million dollars from grifting MAGAt morans..."

goCatgo's avatar

"And I don't know what it says. I don't speak Spanish."

Craig Nixon's avatar

"But I love teh Hispanics!"

dave's avatar

Trump is a disturbed child performing for adults who pretend to like him.

Thixotropickle's avatar

“I did a stinky! TREATS!!!!”

Craig Nixon's avatar

Too many Big Macs make liddle' Don-Don go boom booms in his diapee.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I can't stop hearing Cheap Trick in my head.

𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐳

𝑇𝑒ℎ𝑟𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 60-𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑑

Iran has announced plans to introduce a system of maritime fees in the strait of Hormuz in two months, after the 60-day period of negotiation that has been triggered by the signing of the memorandum of understanding.

Tehran, claiming a historic victory over the US, said the strait was under its control and a European plan for a naval mission to escort ships though the strait would not be welcome.

The warning came as the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported that Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, had said Israel “will maintain the security zone in south Lebanon as long as our security needs require it”, referring to the more than 600 sq km of Lebanese territory occupied by Israeli troops along the border.

On Iran, Netanyahu stated that Israel would continue to “adhere to the supreme objective” of not allowing Tehran to acquire nuclear weapons.

Iran insists the deal referring to territorial integrity of Lebanon requires a full Israeli withdrawal, making Donald Trump accountable for Israel’s withdrawal.

Trump said on ⁠Thursday afternoon ⁠that the ​US expected “a ⁠complete ceasefire on all fronts, including ⁠Lebanon, Hezbollah, ​and Israel”.

“We ‌encourage everyone ‌in the ‌Middle East Region to maintain their commitment to allowing our negotiations ‌to beautifully unfold,” Trump wrote ​on Truth Social.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/18/iran-announces-plans-to-bring-in-maritime-fees-for-strait-of-hormuz

Craig Nixon's avatar

Ha. Now there's a band name I haven't heard in a hunnud years.

Damn, this is OUT.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Lordy where ya been?

Craig Nixon's avatar

So many records, so little time.

Just when you think you've heard 'em all...

Happy Camper's avatar

"Don't bring checkers to a card game"

RB Fallstrom's avatar

I’d drink a gallon of water so I could pee on all of ‘em

Craig Nixon's avatar

I've got that covered. No water even needed.

JR's avatar

Roger Wicker gets a free lifetime pass to the OPC (that he'll never use) for saying that Barack's deal was better than daddy's. And he's not even running for office this year.

Will be driving by the OPC this p.m. enroute to downtown. Many of the vicinity's streets are closed off today but we'll see how close I can get.

jaspersdad's avatar

Happy Burning Moscow Day

Hank Napkin's avatar

COULDN'T EVEN COUNT TO TEN

Iran announces plans to bring in maritime fees for strait of Hormuz