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willi0000000's avatar

cinch it up tight and it don't rattle . . . save the well chewed (all the sugar out) gum though . . . stick it on a pinhole leak in a gas tank and drive a sheet metal screw into it . . . had one that held for years!

Shananigan's avatar

You're safe! I'm actually quite nice...

Historicat's avatar

She said as she quickly hid the knife behind her ...

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'I get to choose. You don't.' Yeah, simple.

H0mer0's avatar

Have you read "Travels With My Aunt" by Graham Greene? (though the Aunt seems more charming than your mom.)

The Psy of Life's avatar

I had an insightful snarky comment all ready, but now I'm too depressed. United Fucking States of Fucking Stupid.

The Psy of Life's avatar

Only if the fetus is a black.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Probably not, most of my books have rocket ships or wizards in them, but I'll ask grandpa if he has a copy. (He has thousands more books than I do and can remember where his are)

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I shall take your word for it!

BackDoorMan's avatar

... especially if it's a sonic toothpick. The Doctor taught me that.

thewitchqueen74's avatar

It's possible. My mom had her abortion in 1964.

thewitchqueen74's avatar

You know? That's exactly what crossed my mind, how different things would have been. She may have never married my dad, etc. Crazy.

thewitchqueen74's avatar

This happened in 1964, so yeah...

Kangaroo Sensei's avatar

Abortion does get applied post-birth in Texas. It's called the death penalty there.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Sounds like a whole new Etsy category to me.

Dolmance's avatar

My Ex used to swear that three days of speedballls, Jack Daniels. and a series of vicious spankings could terminate a pregnancy if it wasn't too far along.

I can't remember if we tried it. I have no memory of that time in my life at all.