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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Nautiloid optimist that I am, it is starting to resemble a death-spiral.

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Revenant's avatar

From King of the World, Master of All He Surveys, to a national chew-toy for ADAs.

Mamas, don't let your kids grow up to be Donads.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Jenna Ellis is all in dude........she is a true believer. She actually BELIEVES Trumpelforeskin is a God fearing, Christian soldier, doing God's work.........that poor women is delusional........Not stupid like Habba.....just sadly misguided. Big time, REAL education coming in Fed prison sweety......

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, but was it worth huffing Rudy's butt-burps for?

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Reminds me of the happy Xian people in Jonestown who loved the dear, infallible leader, and happily drank the koolaid. JUST LIKE HE TOLD THEM TO DO.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"If Billy told you to assemble a slate of fake electors and try to subvert an election or told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

#underthebuswithyoubitchez

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Carz's avatar

I read that as It guy, which is really a different thing from IT guy.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Where have you gone Andy Warhol,

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Woo woo woo.

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fuflans's avatar

and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death...

just saying.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

My all-time fave soliloquy of the Bard's, btw.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, from the well known tragedy "Big Mac(beth)."

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

well if you're going to act like a crime boss then you better be sure your people are loyal, is all i'm saying (and he was never really a crime boss - not even a low rent one in a b movie)

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

He acts like a crime boss but ultimately what is he going to do to you? Gripe about you on Truth Social?

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Yeah.....he ain't no Omar........

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Robert Eckert's avatar

What would his nickname have been? Donnie the Mooch?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Donnie the Defaulter, for all his bankruptcies.

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diogenez's avatar

Boss Baby Fingers

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Stephen St John's avatar

"How many will eventually just loudly and royally screw Trump? We can’t wait to find out." WELL SAID!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It'll be like Sadie Hawkins Day down t' the pig-yard, y'all.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Ah well, the self-centric "me first" ideology of the FarQ is once again put to the fore as expected.

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Christine's avatar

Sending an email to the campaign means it wasn’t official chief of staff business, imo

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

And Tarrio just caught 22 years. Be afraid, tfg.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Waxing Shakespearean, Trump troothed:

TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW,

CREEPS IN THIS PETTY PACE FROM DAY TO DAY

TO THE LAST SHMILLABEM OF BEFORMDED SHMY. AND TIES.

AND TIME.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I just can't get enough of Christopher Marlowe.

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1st light's avatar

I'm kinda tired of the daily tfg nonsense. Maybe cut it back to 3 times a 7 day week?

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

you can always skip it

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1st light's avatar

No, if I'm paying for something I want it JUST THE WAY I WANT IT.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I don't mind as long as Evan writes it. Or maybe Stephen.

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Sherry's avatar

I’ll bet that Meadows now wishes he had said no like Pence. Who are we kidding. He was fully on board all along. Hence the singing in the upcoming Jan 6 trial. He KNEW it was wrong and did it anyway. They all fully believed that this cockamamie scheme would actually work. These yahoos are only sorry that they got caught. Full stop.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Maybe so, but hopefully they'll have many years in prison to think about what they did.

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tehbaddr's avatar

PAB is fucked. Doesn't matter what they get him on, they have to at least be able to get him on one of the (lost count) ~ 91? felonies charges?

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