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Jul 17

Something tells me I have that line wrong.

3 Comments

Anti-aircraft guns are "pom poms"? I always thought they were pew-pew-pews.

Mara in Mountains

Jul 17Edited

I want a hickory daiquiri, Dok, and I want it NOW!

Both of you, out!>>>>>>>>>

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