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Wow, the terrorists really have won! And defrocked priests are especially encouraged to apply at TSA.

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Well, as long as he has all of his teeth and he doesn't want 5 minutes of uncomfortable eye contact.

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Wait, so when this all turns out to be true and people start dying, we as taxpayers have to foot the bill or can we sue the manufacturers?

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Have you seen Akira?

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Are you implying our sperm might survive a trip through the digestive system and crawl from the cornhole to the cooch, that's pretty awesome. Next you will be telling me they will be crawling like bedbugs all over public sitting areas.

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