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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

So how long will it be before the Mad King looks at the 3 x 5 card with "EMERGENCY RULES" written across it in crayon and reads:

"Rule #1 - when things don't work out and it seems like you're a loser sacrifice the Vice President"

Vance is an idiot to have wormed his way into a position where the former occupant found himself threatened with death at the hands of a mob due to the urgings of the Psychopath in Chief. I guess that Harvard Law graduates morons too.

Wendy Wonders's avatar

I am going to assume this means they don't want Vance to run for president? Why bother being Vice President, then?

The Wanderer's avatar

I award you an internet for gratuitous use of "bussy."

Mommadillo's avatar

Hey, JD? Might as well check the muffler while you’re down there.

larry gassan's avatar

“If you were bombed by Trump and Bibi you may be entitled to compensation”

Boojum's avatar

While we are all bodying Jay Divans, I would like to give a shout out and refer everyone to Cats on a Couch, which is dedicated to trolling JD for the rest of his miserable career.

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Aocm🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It’s a long wait til Friday, what could go wrong? So much peace. Or, so much for peace.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Trump will die. Vance will ascend. And all those MAGA losers who got the USA into this quagmire and who blame Vance will either gain the role of kissing Vance's ass 24/7 or lose their jobs anyway. We will still be long suffering citizens, even if we make a hard left and do something about it. I think I despise the idiots who failed to turn up and vote in 2024 more than these MAGAts.

RRJKR's avatar

Trump will die. Vance will ascend, but then descend even faster. Vance is not Trump and will never be able to hold the MAGAverse together The death of Trump will cause the GOP to fragment.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Unless he is impeached, convicted, and removed from office, Vance will be President to finish out Trump’s term. I implied but did not explicitly state when and for exactly how long that partial term would be. I’m basing that on how close to death Trump is already seeming, the hiding of the facts of his health, etc. which have been reported here. Of course it is speculation on my part. And I agree that Vance will not get re-elected unless our system is royally screwed in order to allow it, should he survive a primary challenge. While he is in office, though, he can fire and hire as he wants.

Warren's avatar

🤣🤣🤣👍

AIB's avatar

From the MOU: “The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion.” Does the Trump family get a commission on this financing?

Uncle Betamax's avatar

That reads like reparations to me.

It's a bribe though. A bribe paid for with US taxpayer money. "Please let me walk away from all the bloodshed and chaos I've caused! PLEASE!"

eddi-SABH's avatar

By 2027, the whole GOP will be at the "Vance who?" stage of preliminary nominations. One guy who really deserves a front seat in the last big GOP clown car as they drive the whole election process over a cliff.

Tim Weston's avatar

God I love this. I guess I must hate America.....

BlueSpot's avatar

The Trump/MAGA remake of "The Mouse That Roared".

eddi-SABH's avatar

With us getting the role of Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Now is the time for Usha Vance to open her eyes, see that her husband is never going to be President of the United States, and that she and her children will never be seen as anything other than inferior by everyone her husband is aligned with, and call a good divorce attorney.

Warren's avatar

She needs to take the kids back to Mumbai with their Brahmin Mee-maw, and let them be raised as high caste Hindus. They can grow up to dance in Bollywood musicals and write “Yes, Daddy Hillbilly” books about the couch fucking Blue Falcon.

The Wanderer's avatar

Vance isn't even a good Dynomutt, never mind a Blue Falcon.

ABall McBlocktree's avatar

Dynomutt libelz!@!!@

larry gassan's avatar

“Naan Shall Pass!”

JW's avatar

Vance is doing OK as Trump VPs go - they haven’t whipped up a mob to hang him.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Couchfucker hasn't asked Dan Quayle for advice yet.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

JD Vance makes Dan Quayle look like John Adams.

Warren's avatar
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👍👍👍sadly, yes. Right now Veep Blue Falcon looks worse than Thomas “what this country needs is a good 5 cent cigar; I’m too busy presiding over the Senate to take over for Woodrow when he is obviously incapacitated from a stroke” Marshall, the previous GOAT of VPs, which include Aaron “committed treason and got away with it” Burr and Richard Nixon and Rufus King and Andrew Johnson and LBJ and Alben Barkley and Calvin Coolidge and other greats and mediocrities. Yes, Historians really care about this shit, and we cant think of a worse one than The Couchfucker.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Quayle actually got better once he took a few steps back. JD started at his worse and proceeded downhill from there.

Hank Napkin's avatar

JD gonna get that heat-seeker of his caught in a zipper.

larry gassan's avatar

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