The polls have closed in Iran's presidential election and we have a winner: it's the American neoconservatives' candidate, beloved hard-right lunatic and homosexual dresser Mahmoud Ahmadinjead! Now we get to bomb them because why not? The dick won! The dick won! In other news, we have another winner in Iran's presidential election: Mir Hussein Moussavi, the reformist candidate, and a secret Muslim, according to the Internet. Yes, everyone is declaring victory, but we're not making a call until we see the exits from Colorado.
Everyone Declares Victory In Iranian Election
Everyone Declares Victory In Iranian Election
Everyone Declares Victory In Iranian Election
The polls have closed in Iran's presidential election and we have a winner: it's the American neoconservatives' candidate, beloved hard-right lunatic and homosexual dresser Mahmoud Ahmadinjead! Now we get to bomb them because why not? The dick won! The dick won! In other news, we have another winner in Iran's presidential election: Mir Hussein Moussavi, the reformist candidate, and a secret Muslim, according to the Internet. Yes, everyone is declaring victory, but we're not making a call until we see the exits from Colorado.