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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Patrick Bateman would like to compare business cards.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Q) Why did the Lohan cross the road?

A) to get back the drunken pix on the other side

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"The Freaky Friday"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I was much more interested in this story when I misread the headline as "Everyone in Congress choking Lindsey Graham

fuflans's avatar

speaking as an actor drunk, i would take offense except for the fact that la lohan has squandered both talent and (much rarer and more precious) hollywood luck.

that's hard to forgive.

fuflans's avatar

having ensured a victory for the democrats, the republican party is now making a lohan comeback its next priority.

PubOption's avatar

Probably shots of Lohan 'powdering her nose'.

diogenez's avatar

It's funny because it's sad.

PsycWench's avatar

This is the best chase scene Miss Lohan could muster up?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What does Todd Akin think about this incident ?

PubOption's avatar

According to the gossip columns, Lohan prefers stealing to buying.