Bad news, Illinois Republican Rep. John Shimkus. One of your staffers had kind of a bad weekend. Even worse news: Lindsay Lohan is involved. The GOP's interaction with Lohan had been thus far limited to exempting her from the War on Drugs and in getting uncomfortable when Mitt Romney laughs at the wrong parts of
speaking as an actor drunk, i would take offense except for the fact that la lohan has squandered both talent and (much rarer and more precious) hollywood luck.
Patrick Bateman would like to compare business cards.
Q) Why did the Lohan cross the road?
A) to get back the drunken pix on the other side
"The Freaky Friday"
I was much more interested in this story when I misread the headline as "Everyone in Congress choking Lindsey Graham
speaking as an actor drunk, i would take offense except for the fact that la lohan has squandered both talent and (much rarer and more precious) hollywood luck.
that's hard to forgive.
having ensured a victory for the democrats, the republican party is now making a lohan comeback its next priority.
Probably shots of Lohan 'powdering her nose'.
It's funny because it's sad.
This is the best chase scene Miss Lohan could muster up?
What does Todd Akin think about this incident ?
According to the gossip columns, Lohan prefers stealing to buying.