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chascates's avatar

I can't wait to hear Alex Jones' take on the explosion in West. The town was pretty devastated by the blast.

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The Quirk's avatar

Gunman? My local stations and Crazy News Network were all about the explosion in West, Texas. "Like a nuclear bomb." Yeah, that soothes the old nerves.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh my god. The comments are awesome over there.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Tequila.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Fuck the Kardashians, why doesn't the National Enquirer have a front page piece with a photo of Wayne LaPierre sitting in a pool of his own saliva fapping away to CSPAN?

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fuflans's avatar

yeah i can see why sasha and malia are such exemplary kids.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Every once in a while the plaque falls off his brain and he acts like the semi-moderate Republican he once was. Of course, he'll then say something stupid and/or crazy tomorrow to make nice-nice for whatever sinecure he can obtain.

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Lot_49's avatar

"Virtual" keyboards suck in reality. Go for the old clicky IBM keyboards. They let you express your anger.

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Lot_49's avatar

I think we're in Cabernet country now. Fruit bombs for all! If not gin.

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Lot_49's avatar

Ha ha! Did you read is surprisingly boring post over at the Awl about his days as an Oceanside, CA, reporter?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Other countries, at this point, are probably thinking they need to keep out those crazy Americans. Nonetheless, if the GOP gains in the next elections, I'm going to try for political asylum.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Shot after shot ... semi-automatic drinking, or full automatic?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What would be epically great would be if a "dark-skinned" crewman somewhere in the studio pulled the fucking plug on him, and walked out.

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SullivanSt's avatar

They literally never managed to pass any common sense gun regulation.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If nothing else, I hope folks around the country see the bigger picture here...

Large corporate lobbyists have too fucking much say in the running of our nation. Corporations buy lobbyists who in turn buy politicians.

It.has.to.fucking.stop.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Agreed. Would be worth trying, just to watch the guntards stroke out.

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