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ludus's avatar

Anyone who can't take a joke is dead to me.

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Brian Edwards's avatar

Reading that, has Carlson ever uttered a coherent sentence. No wonder the whiny, giggling no-mark got on so well 😡💩

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Mommadillo's avatar

Fet still exists because BitLove is Canadian. You can bet the tightasses in the Trump administration would have shut it down by now otherwise.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Come on, Tuckums. Implicate people. Name names. You don't have to worry about access anymore, so let your inner spiteful asshole out.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Some of the best sex I've ever had was in a saucer.

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Johan Grillo's avatar

Those fellas ain't right in the head

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Johan Grillo's avatar

This person is a complete whack job. Utterly insane. Fulla cray. 😮

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BlueSpot's avatar

The truth is out there.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Is Tucker Carlson turning into Art Bell/George Noory (either will work)?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I, for one, have never missed talk about that poodle headed POS (I know, poodle head libelz!11!!!!!) and if I never hear of him again until his obituary is published, that would be all right by me. As for Burchett, TN is not sending their best.

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April Kurtz's avatar

At last, someone says the whole truth about jam bands. I saw Widespread Panic once and that's four hours of my life I'll never get back.

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clairence's avatar

"Everyone Tells Tucker Carlson About Their Congressional Orgies But No One Invites Him"

>I finally have something in common with Tucker Carlson

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Everyone imagines this is all the Republicans getting together and going at it. Mitch McConnell and Susan Collins getting concerned together. Rand Paul getting pegged by Nancy Mace.

Actually, it's a bunch of sad, tired, wrinkled old white men doing coke and viagra and fucking thousand-dollar-an-hour hookers.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I only hope they’re using taxpayer monies. And what’s a reasonable tip? Asking for a friend

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I caution you about getting naked with that crowd.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on an ICE truck

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I remember that lyric differently.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Camo". They call it "camo".

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Kate McKinnon’s alien abduction stories are still the best.

https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE?si=ksvHgX8yPP5Oz4yh

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m sure both Russia and China have tried honeypot schemes to gain leverage over elected officials, but I still want to see the Epstein files.

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ludus's avatar

True Deadheads NEVER listened to "live jam bands" without the use of heavy drugs.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

The Dead weren't a jam band. Just like Mary Shelly didn't write science fiction. You can't blame them for the excesses of their followers.

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