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From Martini Glambassador:

Heyo! A crazy day of travel for me today thanks to scrambling after a strike-related train cancellation, so I’m posting and pinning extra early. I’ll catch up later in Tabs after my plane lands and I’m on my next train. If you early morning folks could spread the word in Rebecca’s morning post I’d be much obliged.

Your gif link, scheduled to post concurrent to Tabs: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/curious-cub-attempts-contact

Your extra-early meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/a92746a4-8fca-4344-9593-edbaa1b833b1?utm_source=share

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

At least the cub didn't jump.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

“(B) Is a depiction, description, or simulation, whether real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory, that includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of 1 biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics, or as having a reproductive nature contrary to the individual's biological sex.”

Wouldn’t this law mean that Roodles Guiliani and Just Divan Vance could be arrested in Michigan?

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

It's probably pornographic to explain how Shakespeare was originally performed, not to mention perform some of his plays.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Have an uncomplicated journey! I can’t believe mini-bear, so cute.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Safe travels and thank you for the cute bear cub!

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Menotsure's avatar

Safe travel, Glammy.

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memzilla's avatar

| That crow is as big as a B’AR! |

As a matter of pried, no one's making the obvious pun that it's a *ahem* crow-b'ar?

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Amalga's avatar

That crow looks like a raven to me judging by the beard. Much larger bird.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to drink at home.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(starts hearing the 'Drinky Crow' theme song)

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The wee fellow's Momma would be a crow-b'artender?

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

HA you beat me to it by a lot!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I was up way too early and told Martini I would post this for them.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Yeah, and I said that we would say Martini was up too late partying, but I fell asleep. Because I’m helpful like that. And also not.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Love you both!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Babby Bear wants to play with Birb.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(Raven): "My grandmother was a T. rex! YOU MUST FEAR ME!"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"That is a funny lookin' bear!"

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Cubbie wants to play, but Raven sez "Nevermore, nevermore!"

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics" ... ok, so no Shakespeare comedies any more.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Time until someone blames Trump for Kirk's demise. To distract from Epstein. Why not?

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Pixeloid's avatar

I fled the US 30 years ago because I knew exactly where it was heading. Even though I would never have voted for Republicans, I refused to register as a Democrat because I thought that could be used against me when the Republicans finally got full control of the country. People thought I was being ridiculous at the time, but looking around now it looks like my assessment was correct and I am so glad I never became a member or any political, or even non-political organization. Since the 80s I have always strived to keep the lowest profile possible.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Michigan Republicans are trying to ban "Some Like It Hot"???

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Wow. ABC just canceled Kimmel for telling the truth after threat from Trump

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Karlene's avatar

Thank you for my new favorite word -- "fuckeder":) Is that two or three syllables?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

'Trix doesn't mention this, but she should. It is not a coincidence that Trump is suing the New York Times at the very same time that his fascist pets are talking about going Liberal hunting. They are linked. Trump has all sorts of evil.desires, but he is a coward. As a piece 'Trix posted last week (catch it, if you missed it earlier), Pritzker proved that bad press and a media spotlight will make Trump back down.

Pritzker Scares Trump Away:

https://www.everythingishorrible.net/p/pritzker-scares-trump-away?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email&triedRedirect=true

Remember, the Times's core readership fancies itself to be liberal. They aren't, really, but they think they are. And the New York Times's maddening editorial strategy is laser-focused on catering to the beliefs and prejudices of it's Upper East Side subscription base. I think they know that if they soft-pedal targeted persecution of their core readership, the bottom line will suffer dearly and possibly even become an ex-newspaper. I think they just may pull in their big-boy pants.

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littlerice vice's avatar

For many years I had home delivery of the NYT. At first I enjoyed the XWORD PUZZLES but soon I became fascinated with the entire paper. I'm unable to receive any delivery to where I'm currently. I find that relying on the internet can be an IFFY resource.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

My village is not a city, and can't ever elevate to such status. We lost our grocery store a few years ago and nothing is going in the vacant space left behind. The three gas station mini-marts don't quite replace a well stocked produce department, so we drive 15 miles to go shopping. One positive thing is a couple of drinking establishments that went belly up decades ago finally got demolished and an extended stay hotel has sprung up from the rubble. The residents will need someplace to eat, so can restaurants be far behind? We already have three of them that have been closed forever, one of them since the 1970s. I won't live to see the rebirth, if there ever is one.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"Oh yeah, also Steve Bannon wants to investigate Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, for whatever. "

Let them fight.gif

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lordpnut's avatar

"It's called the "Mormon 500" , and it's run twice a day".

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Resource NW's avatar

Charlotte Gainsbourg, daughter of Jane and Serge, was the reigning sex symbol in france in the 90s and aughts and teens.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Lord has a weird sense of humor. I share my birthday today with both Chuck Grassley (92 and fourth in line for the Presidency) and Elvira (74 and way hotter than Chuck Grassley).

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Molotov, as they say.

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Aileen's avatar

Given how vindictive Trump is, I can see why no North Dakota soy bean farmer was willing to go on record and blame his stupid tariffs for their predicament, but I have to think they all know why they're in danger of losing everything right now. The question is, will bailing them out (with MY TAX DOLLARS ARGGHAAHAH) be enough to keep them voting for Republicans?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They're not getting bailed out. A majority of that money will go to the big corporate megafarms owned by people who give Chump lots of money.

And even if the only clothes they have to wear to the polls is a rain barrel with suspenders, they will still vote Republican.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Susan Monarez and Debra Houry are doing very well in their Senate testimony, I think. They are not holding back on how terrible RFK Jr is, and are very compelling and believable.

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Truth Brigade's avatar

Charlie Sykes quoted Liz Dye in his Substack today!!!!!~!~~~!!!!111!!!!1111!!!

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Meanwhile, in really important news, Melania wore a floor length Burberry on the trip to the UK. It's kind of odd looking.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In other really important news, the giant projection of best friends Epstein and Chump projected on the side of Windsor Castle was quite tasteful.

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