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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Now if we could just banish Derek Jeter's girlfriend to North Korea ... all 15 awesome pics of her.

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malsperanza's avatar

Mussolini loved Shirley Temple movies and cried when he watched them.

Mao was addicted to peanut butter.

Ceausescu refused to cut his fingernails and was a terrible speller. (But that hardly counts, considering Romanian.)

Oliver Cromwell also refused to cut his fingernails. It's a thing.

And Hitler? Well...

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fuflans's avatar

it's amazing how few days there are when 'team america' doesn't figure into something.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I always wondered why the wingnutz are in a perpetual frothy rage about the gubbmint coming to take away their guns. It starts to makes sense, once you realize how much they would love to use them.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Suddenly my life seems just fine!

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Quintessentially versatile actor Johnny Depp will portray Kenji Fujimoto (not his real name) in the upcoming movie depicting his exploits serving the late North Korean dictator: <i>Il Wind</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, but he was smoking crack with Rob Ford at the time...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not according to Toni Tennille

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

too sour...

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