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Everything's Better With Crisco: Real Recipes From Rush Limbaugh

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Jul 9, 2012
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 SF Weekly's Crap Archivist may have found his greatest treasure yet:  a 1980 Kansas City Royals cookbook, before Ol' Porkbutt had conquered the world and was still a lowly Royals front office "director of group sales."

We will let the Crap Archivist talk you through it:

The recipe is a manly one that involves frying in Crisco, wolfing down chicken, and smashing the dickens from saltines -- although I can't let the opportunity pass to point out that with greater regulations and a stronger FDA Americans might not have dickens in their crackers to begin with.

But is there more? There is always more. Here is Ol' Snurfles' recipe for saccharine-sweetened hot cocoa, which not only sounds absolutely delicious , but after his Crisco Chicken is just like washing down a dozen Krispy Kremes with a diet Coke.

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bobbert
Aug 15

Lutefisk libel!!!

No, wait, it's impossible to libel lutefisk.

Never mind.

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bobbert
Aug 15

Win.

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