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bobbert's avatar

Lutefisk libel!!!

No, wait, it's impossible to libel lutefisk.

Never mind.

Fartknocker's avatar

It's pretty sad that this bloviating goat fuck cannot find anything to make with Velvetta. Shit, that is my favorite industrial-strength cheese. A pound of velvetta, a pound of sausage, some tomatoes and jalapenos and some Durritos dust, and will win the <i>I can sink your tailgate</i> party.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

With this recipe, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=J-GkwIRbLw8" target="_blank">everyone's a winner</a>.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

In Rush's defense, the team was really good back when he used to sell advertising for them. Not that one has anything to do with the other, but that's never stopped him from giving himself credit for something before.

ValiumNation's avatar

Yes. A grease fire hardly needs an application of more grease.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

1) The Royals are in Kansas City, Missouri. 2) Fuck New York.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Frankfurter Spectacular. Oh yeah.

ValiumNation's avatar

I want to smash the dickens out butter boy and dip him in gasoline.