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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No surprise. As you might expect, we do have to use Windows machines down here.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's real genius is how they'll spend 44 cents every month to mail you a statement telling you about the 4 cents in interest you earned on your account.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hmmm ... now that you mention it ... nothing in the guest register. The guy never seemed like our type anyhow.

The Quirk's avatar

Being electronically minded, I pick the broken light-bulb.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I went to Credit Unions long ago. I never looked back. Suck it BOA.

jqheywood's avatar

You betcha...we just switched to them for banking, after having used them for insurance, credit card, car loan, & home equity loan.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bailouts are wonderful things: BofA gets your money, <i>whether or not you have an account with them.</i> How's that for getting the last laugh?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sounds sweet ... but how, exactly, do you plan to become a BofA executive?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Credit unions are the way to go, for many reasons. If everyone used their local C.U., much of the money pouring into the banksters' pockets could, instead, be going back to customers, as interest on their accounts or better deals on their loans.

JUST DO IT, PEOPLE!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They really are taking America "back", aren't they?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And of course the banksters love collecting the interest on the millions of dollars "borrowed" from people's credit card accounts. If you haven't paid your balance in full, you're paying interest on the money E-Zpass grabs from your account in advance of your actually needing to spend it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you do use a Mac, the OS has an icon for PC's on your network: <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vjl\/1806100984\/" target="_blank">a beige monitor with a blue screen</a>. Steve Jobs, wherever he is, must still be chuckling.

fuflans's avatar

actually i'm half canadian. recently got a passport under your new citizenship rules. BUT!! i live and work in the land of teatards and herman cain and fucking eric cantor.

though we have seriously considered moving. especially as you and your banks were much much smarter than we were...

Fartknocker's avatar

Stick with the pool cue. Just break the stick in their ass while twisting it. And prelube is not allowed.

My credit union would be pleased.

fuflans's avatar

french revolution jokes!!

i love the wonkette.