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No surprise. As you might expect, we do have to use Windows machines down here.

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What's real genius is how they'll spend 44 cents every month to mail you a statement telling you about the 4 cents in interest you earned on your account.

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Hmmm ... now that you mention it ... nothing in the guest register. The guy never seemed like our type anyhow.

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Being electronically minded, I pick the broken light-bulb.

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I went to Credit Unions long ago. I never looked back. Suck it BOA.

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You betcha...we just switched to them for banking, after having used them for insurance, credit card, car loan, & home equity loan.

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Bailouts are wonderful things: BofA gets your money, <i>whether or not you have an account with them.</i> How's that for getting the last laugh?

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Sounds sweet ... but how, exactly, do you plan to become a BofA executive?

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Credit unions are the way to go, for many reasons. If everyone used their local C.U., much of the money pouring into the banksters' pockets could, instead, be going back to customers, as interest on their accounts or better deals on their loans.

JUST DO IT, PEOPLE!!

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They really are taking America "back", aren't they?

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And of course the banksters love collecting the interest on the millions of dollars "borrowed" from people's credit card accounts. If you haven't paid your balance in full, you're paying interest on the money E-Zpass grabs from your account in advance of your actually needing to spend it.

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If you do use a Mac, the OS has an icon for PC's on your network: <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vjl\/1806100984\/" target="_blank">a beige monitor with a blue screen</a>. Steve Jobs, wherever he is, must still be chuckling.

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actually i'm half canadian. recently got a passport under your new citizenship rules. BUT!! i live and work in the land of teatards and herman cain and fucking eric cantor.

though we have seriously considered moving. especially as you and your banks were much much smarter than we were...

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Stick with the pool cue. Just break the stick in their ass while twisting it. And prelube is not allowed.

My credit union would be pleased.

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french revolution jokes!!

i love the wonkette.

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