It's the poor! The poor are going to do the Sharia, those ungrateful traitors! Guess we should take away their Welfare and Medicaid and raise their taxes. [ Reddit ]
It should work. The Repubicans &quot;spread the wealth around&quot; with their tax cuts. Now everybody loves them <i>more</i> than muslins.
That new Mooslim should thank Jeebus for the other Muslin.
Umm ... no, no, and, well, no. But thanks for playing. (*sigh*)