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Sounds like another entry for <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/_floridaman" target="_blank">Florida Man!</a>, but remember, just because Florida doesn't automatically stupid.

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About as likely as the elephant tusks being plastic. Nothing says "rape-the-planet douchebag" like having those things on display.

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Wow, $10 an hour. Now the serfs can get the brand-name Ramen instead of the generic.

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Looks like Donnie Trump spent the night when they took the photo. It looks like he left his hair piece collection on top of the piano. Or that is one fat albino cat.

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The ultimate irony would be a Bain Capital acquisition and a management ouster.

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Having ridiculous piles of money does not always translate to having exceptionally good taste. Or good manners or common sense or empathy. What a waste of perfectly good cash.

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All that dough and he still has trouble getting the blue meth

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To be fair, at least he got dressed up for the photo op

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In my experience, having ridiculous piles of money usually translates to having hideously <i>bad</i> taste.

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Why is it that almost all people who get ridiculously wealthy are like this - douchy, whiny liars, who can sit in chairs like that one with an expression that says, "Punch me in the face, I deserve it"?

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UGH! Who would want it?

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Chutzpah!

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First link in the story above. It is a hoot . . . they come off as more clueless than shameless, especialy the wife. She's a bit daft, as you'd expect of a slicone-inflated, botox-paralyzed blonde(?) beauty queen, while he's not nearly sophisticated enough to be anything but a knee-jerk conservative, like the other zillionaires he hangs out with.

You end up wishing that they'd have had better friends.

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It's as if he and Donny Trump have a "can you top this?" thing going on between them. Donny is still trying to top that gilded throne, but his wife isn't as totally into the competition as this guy's wife is. "Nice chair, hon, but let's see if they have anything shinier."

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To be fair, she<a href="http:\/\/bielzebubba.tumblr.com\/image\/107341042980" target="_blank"> didn't quite fit in </a> with the People of Wal-Mart.

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