Thanks ABC, for this delightful WIN on the only possible thing that might matter in the GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL John Edwards trial for venality, indecency, and grossness. Since the alternate [jurors] were identified last Thursday, it has been impossible to ignore the dynamic between Edwards and one of the female alternates, an attractive young woman with jet-black hair, who seems to have been flirting with Edwards for days.
"We have all learned to dance like Spider Monkeys when a TV camera is nearby"
OT - We rent out a space in the yard so a neighbor can park his large boat for the winter. (also, he earns his living with it so it's not like I live in a neighborhood of rich fucks) Each spring, it's sort of like baseball opening day when the truck comes by to haul it to the water. So, I have a camera that will also take videos and I'm recording the event. Then, one of my neighbors accidentally walked through the frame and said she was sorry she walked into the picture. I explained that it was a video and no problem. To which she said, "Video! Really?" and then proceeded to dance about.
Now every time I see her, I will think of spider monkeys.
"Jet-black hair"? Wait, I thought Nikki Haley was governor of South Carolina. What is she doing up north? Aside from the obvious, that is.
"ooops, too late"
"We have all learned to dance like Spider Monkeys when a TV camera is nearby"
OT - We rent out a space in the yard so a neighbor can park his large boat for the winter. (also, he earns his living with it so it's not like I live in a neighborhood of rich fucks) Each spring, it's sort of like baseball opening day when the truck comes by to haul it to the water. So, I have a camera that will also take videos and I'm recording the event. Then, one of my neighbors accidentally walked through the frame and said she was sorry she walked into the picture. I explained that it was a video and no problem. To which she said, "Video! Really?" and then proceeded to dance about.
Now every time I see her, I will think of spider monkeys.
Just for clarification, my comment was 100% admiration free.
lol...you said hard on.
I...have sinned against you!
Frailty, thy name is woman. Scumbag, thy name is John Edwards.
"Jet-black hair"? Wait, I thought Nikki Haley was governor of South Carolina. What is she doing up north? Aside from the obvious, that is.
CRAP. Now what am <i>I</i> gonna do for a comment.
Focusing on that little piece of obtuse copy is an art form neither fully appreciated nor understood.
Well done!
If there is any justice the dude will go bald. Hair farmers are never ready for that.
He&#039;s rumored to be a large fellow. Purportedly large fellows get flirted with.
Wow...flirting with a juror in a trial where sexual impropriety is a key subject? Douchebag or no, fucker must clang when he walks.