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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"ooops, too late"

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"We have all learned to dance like Spider Monkeys when a TV camera is nearby"

OT - We rent out a space in the yard so a neighbor can park his large boat for the winter. (also, he earns his living with it so it's not like I live in a neighborhood of rich fucks) Each spring, it's sort of like baseball opening day when the truck comes by to haul it to the water. So, I have a camera that will also take videos and I'm recording the event. Then, one of my neighbors accidentally walked through the frame and said she was sorry she walked into the picture. I explained that it was a video and no problem. To which she said, "Video! Really?" and then proceeded to dance about.

Now every time I see her, I will think of spider monkeys.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just for clarification, my comment was 100% admiration free.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

lol...you said hard on.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I...have sinned against you!

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chascates's avatar

Frailty, thy name is woman. Scumbag, thy name is John Edwards.

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Mahousu's avatar

"Jet-black hair"? Wait, I thought Nikki Haley was governor of South Carolina. What is she doing up north? Aside from the obvious, that is.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

CRAP. Now what am <i>I</i> gonna do for a comment.

Focusing on that little piece of obtuse copy is an art form neither fully appreciated nor understood.

Well done!

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ValiumNation's avatar

If there is any justice the dude will go bald. Hair farmers are never ready for that.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

He's rumored to be a large fellow. Purportedly large fellows get flirted with.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wow...flirting with a juror in a trial where sexual impropriety is a key subject? Douchebag or no, fucker must clang when he walks.

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