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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I climbed those mountains of dead babies. It was squishy, hard going, and really clogged up our crampons. Made it to the summit, but we lost a lot of good men along the way.

ETA: Thank you, Dok for the fantastic review. That was a wonderful little film, 4.5 stars. Would watch again, but while trippn' balls to get the full effect of the lunacy.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

If only there had been pirrhanas waiting at the bottom. Now, that I would have paid money to see.

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Dammit, I was hoping you and steverino could give us the inside scoop.

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I prefer the Kevin Spacey/Bernadette Peters version.

DahBoner's avatar

Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling for a Miniseries.

5 wigs. Bravo!!!!

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

What do we want? A CURE FOR DYSLEXIA! When do we want it? WON!

DahBoner's avatar

"The Cosby Sweater made me do it"

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Nah, that's where they bake the debbilweed brownies. The babby parts get sold for Lamboughinis. Try to keep up.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

It's creepy that he found such a carefully crafted fascimile.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Mebbe the warden thought they'd be a good influence on each other.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Spent your inheritance, did she? You gotta watch 'em when they get old.

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Don't tell ISIS—they'll never let us live it down.

DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

From news reports, ISIS knows this already.

Same Old Testament stuff.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

they kept the original dies, apparently

whitroth's avatar

But Satan really does control us! Um, we *are* talking about the GOP, and their 158 Big Money people, like the Kochs and the Waltons, right?

mark "No, Darth Cheney worshipped Cthulhu in the White House basement"

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She couldn't resist the "buy four, get the fifth free" deal they were offering.