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100 made in 2 weeks? Slacker!

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So, he's a jerb crayter?

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really? I travel 2-3 times a month and I can't remember the last time I didn't have to put down a credit card at check in. Even though my room charges always go to the master account, they still require a card for incidentals and many resorts will put a hold on it for the price of the entire stay (which can suck when you're at a pricey resort for an extended length of time- I had a $3500 hold at one place)

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Pics or get the... OK, never mind. Does Google know about this? (Asking for a friend.)

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The invisible hand gets caught jerking off AGAIN

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I don't think you get to run up a tab in that business, no matter what country you're in.

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I find that making your own, and not filming it, is a winning formula.

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we should have both butts. I blame the sequester...

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Self mubobobo.

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Before Bill Clinton sprung him, Reynolds spent over 8 years in US prisons ... for sex and financial crimes. The guy is something of a slow learner.

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they were Pussy whipped...

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Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«<i>Harare, oh oh Pornare, oh no no no no!</i>Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«

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In Russia,...... oh, nvm.

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I'm fortunate to have someone else foot the bill for me to stay at some of the finest destination resorts around while I work for them. Interestingly, the expensive ones are the least likely to give you any freebies like bottled water or free WiFi- partly because it usually goes onto an expense account so no one cares if they're paying $8 for a $2 bottle of water

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It's tough out there for a <strike>pimp</strike> disgraced politician.

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BTW, has anyone out there ever come across a little indie rom-com entitled "Me and Mirror Make A Porno" that was supposed to have an extremely limited distribution, but for some inexplicable reason got uploaded onto the public intertubes instead? Asking for a friend.

(Who very much hopes that the answer is "no.")

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