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phoenix00's avatar

Does it start with "Play" and end with "boy"? Asking for a friend.

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phoenix00's avatar

Three words: "playboy" and "model"

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phoenix00's avatar

uhhhhh with votes I assume?

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phoenix00's avatar

Science says it's mostly sillicone by weight.

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phoenix00's avatar

/not sure if Fareed Zakaria or Van Jones is more appropriate in this context

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

I really want to give her a swift kick in the ass with my fat little legs. Community service? This vapid bitch needs to be listed as a sex offender for the rest of her shallow life.

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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Mrs. Nobody and me is nurses. We'd prefer this person not to be one.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"After five years, they give me a brush." - Michael Palin

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You know who needs a job? Dani Mathers! Why not tell her about your exciting opportunity?

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"Shes a drug addict. She admitted she likes drugs. We're different. We're not drug addicts. We take those opiods because we need to. We don't like it. Much."

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bupkus231's avatar

"...specific definitions among people who identify as such..."

I guess I didn't realize that there was much "identification" involved. When I use the term, it's to describe my activities, not my identity.

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Serolf Divad's avatar

A few years ago I was on my way to work when I saw a young, attractive woman sweeping the streets near our building. It was a very odd sight, because she really didn't look at all like the kind of person you'd see working as a sanitation worker. Then, as I'm about to make my way up the steps, she turned around and I saw that on the back of the vest she was wearing were the words "Court Ordered Community Service." Of course, being the shallow horndog that I am, the first thought that popped into my head were "Mmmm... somebody's been a very bad girl and needs a spanking!"

Anyway, for some reason this story reminded me of that episode.

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Serolf Divad's avatar

LOL, you win the internets as far as I'm concerned!

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Serolf Divad's avatar

I can see her sitting in the courtroom and it finally dawns on her "Wait... Hefner was legally obligated to fucking pay me?"

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Tee-hee!

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