Last year, former Playboy Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers caused a stir online after posting a picture on Snapchat of a 70-year-old woman showering at her gym, next to a picture of herself covering her mouth and giggling, along with the caption “If I can’t unsee this then you can’t either.”
I really want to give her a swift kick in the ass with my fat little legs. Community service? This vapid bitch needs to be listed as a sex offender for the rest of her shallow life.
"Shes a drug addict. She admitted she likes drugs. We're different. We're not drug addicts. We take those opiods because we need to. We don't like it. Much."
A few years ago I was on my way to work when I saw a young, attractive woman sweeping the streets near our building. It was a very odd sight, because she really didn't look at all like the kind of person you'd see working as a sanitation worker. Then, as I'm about to make my way up the steps, she turned around and I saw that on the back of the vest she was wearing were the words "Court Ordered Community Service." Of course, being the shallow horndog that I am, the first thought that popped into my head were "Mmmm... somebody's been a very bad girl and needs a spanking!"
Anyway, for some reason this story reminded me of that episode.
Does it start with "Play" and end with "boy"? Asking for a friend.
Three words: "playboy" and "model"
uhhhhh with votes I assume?
Science says it's mostly sillicone by weight.
/not sure if Fareed Zakaria or Van Jones is more appropriate in this context
I really want to give her a swift kick in the ass with my fat little legs. Community service? This vapid bitch needs to be listed as a sex offender for the rest of her shallow life.
Mrs. Nobody and me is nurses. We'd prefer this person not to be one.
"After five years, they give me a brush." - Michael Palin
You know who needs a job? Dani Mathers! Why not tell her about your exciting opportunity?
Because?
"Shes a drug addict. She admitted she likes drugs. We're different. We're not drug addicts. We take those opiods because we need to. We don't like it. Much."
"...specific definitions among people who identify as such..."
I guess I didn't realize that there was much "identification" involved. When I use the term, it's to describe my activities, not my identity.
A few years ago I was on my way to work when I saw a young, attractive woman sweeping the streets near our building. It was a very odd sight, because she really didn't look at all like the kind of person you'd see working as a sanitation worker. Then, as I'm about to make my way up the steps, she turned around and I saw that on the back of the vest she was wearing were the words "Court Ordered Community Service." Of course, being the shallow horndog that I am, the first thought that popped into my head were "Mmmm... somebody's been a very bad girl and needs a spanking!"
Anyway, for some reason this story reminded me of that episode.
LOL, you win the internets as far as I'm concerned!
I can see her sitting in the courtroom and it finally dawns on her "Wait... Hefner was legally obligated to fucking pay me?"
Tee-hee!