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Pet-a-Gohmert doesn't equal pedogohmert!

As long as it's only through his clothes, and he doesn't understand what is happening (Using the Duggar conversion tables)

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Do you bridle at the use of a pun?

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Suzy Chapstick would get my vote.

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or "what" is my password.

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How about "I can't drive 88.5"?

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Why, I yotta...

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Chafee is a GOP plant.....GOP knew Clinton would run in 2016 and in 2000 and have worked hand in glove with Chafee eversince to cast his Iraq vote, switch parties and all the rest. Just plain and simply backroom political shenanigans.Follow the money!

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Wait, Who's on first again?

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An eighth of a mile per 63 gallons? What's the caliber of the main gun?

Incidentally, how fast is 3/5 of a mile in 10 seconds? When the truth is found to be lies (and all the joy within me dies) I find myself wondering about that.

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Mmmmmm, maybe.

It's also because SI measures really suck for kitchen/daily life measures. Not that the legacy system that we use is particularly comprehensible, but it's a hell of a lot easier to figure out what the margin of error is when the units vary by a multiple of three, or four, or six than when they vary by a multiple of ten and many of the decimal multiples are so unusual that they aren't easily understood.

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According to GNU units, a hogshead is 1.5 barrels (and a half a barrel is 21 gallons).

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You shouldn't comment about his penis.

Fortunately, comments are not allowed.

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Gimme a pint, while you're at it.

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Yes.

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Well, he has a pretty prominent chin as well.

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"12.5 kilometers high and when you touch down"

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