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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pet-a-Gohmert doesn't equal pedogohmert!

As long as it's only through his clothes, and he doesn't understand what is happening (Using the Duggar conversion tables)

Querolous's avatar

Do you bridle at the use of a pun?

Querolous's avatar

Suzy Chapstick would get my vote.

Querolous's avatar

or "what" is my password.

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

How about "I can't drive 88.5"?

onesetofeyes's avatar

Chafee is a GOP plant.....GOP knew Clinton would run in 2016 and in 2000 and have worked hand in glove with Chafee eversince to cast his Iraq vote, switch parties and all the rest. Just plain and simply backroom political shenanigans.Follow the money!

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Wait, Who's on first again?

Amy!'s avatar

An eighth of a mile per 63 gallons? What's the caliber of the main gun?

Incidentally, how fast is 3/5 of a mile in 10 seconds? When the truth is found to be lies (and all the joy within me dies) I find myself wondering about that.

Amy!'s avatar

Mmmmmm, maybe.

It's also because SI measures really suck for kitchen/daily life measures. Not that the legacy system that we use is particularly comprehensible, but it's a hell of a lot easier to figure out what the margin of error is when the units vary by a multiple of three, or four, or six than when they vary by a multiple of ten and many of the decimal multiples are so unusual that they aren't easily understood.

Amy!'s avatar

According to GNU units, a hogshead is 1.5 barrels (and a half a barrel is 21 gallons).

Amy!'s avatar

You shouldn't comment about his penis.

Fortunately, comments are not allowed.

Amy!'s avatar

Gimme a pint, while you're at it.

Amy!'s avatar

Well, he has a pretty prominent chin as well.

Querolous's avatar

"12.5 kilometers high and when you touch down"