I will never understand the hold Trump has on these people. He wouldn’t piss on Weaselberg if he were on fire! How does he manage to keep people loyal?
As a liver-spotted American, I am disappointed that as Wonkette author would use someone's physical attribute, that they have no control over, to denigrate them.
Pretty pathetic, actually. One of the problems with being imaginative is that I CAN picture what it would be like to spend every single minute of the day trying to please donny trump. It's like the toadying New Gods from DC Comics trying to please Darkseid, but much much ickier.
If reporter Dan Alexander hadn't sussed him out, AW would have gotten away with perjury. Those NY investigators who missed finding this whopping story should be fired.
I will go to my grave not understanding why people would imbue in Donald Trump the authority to determine if that person had any self-worth.
So will Weaselberg be getting conjugal visits from Donnie? Inquiring minds, you know.
Trumpy and the Sleaze…
Tale as old as crime.
True as make-believe.
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Laws so foolishly
Just a little change (on tax returns)
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
For accountability.
Ta, Marcie. All of this is unsurprising.
I will never understand the hold Trump has on these people. He wouldn’t piss on Weaselberg if he were on fire! How does he manage to keep people loyal?
Maybe he just didn’t want to end up at the bottom of the stairs like Ivanka
This is almost like Smithers adoring Mr. Burns. There's a certain point at which it gets creepy.
Well.....bye.
As a liver-spotted American, I am disappointed that as Wonkette author would use someone's physical attribute, that they have no control over, to denigrate them.
I thought we were better than that.
It's not the first time PAB has been spanked by Forbes.
Pretty pathetic, actually. One of the problems with being imaginative is that I CAN picture what it would be like to spend every single minute of the day trying to please donny trump. It's like the toadying New Gods from DC Comics trying to please Darkseid, but much much ickier.
Ewwwwwwww...
Guilty II: Guiltier
Now Forbes should do the expose “Donald Trump Has Been Lying About The Size Of His Penis.”
If reporter Dan Alexander hadn't sussed him out, AW would have gotten away with perjury. Those NY investigators who missed finding this whopping story should be fired.
" all the best people "
Poor Donald keeps getting surrounded by all these criminals.
Mandatory Onion headline
“Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?”